• British porn label Dane Jones prides itself on Romance and Beauty, but those apparently are mere euphemisms for Dullness. This dreamy but dreary pantomime sex exercise dras on way past the point of generating a default trip to Slumberland.

    To say that attractive women are a dime a dozen in Eastern Europe sounds like an insult, but one doesn't have to be President of the USA to note that they are common enough. This set of no-namers go through the sex worker paces, but one would have to be very hard up to consider the results arousing.