• I'm hopeful that Dana Vespoli, my choice as the most creative Adult Filmmaker currently active, will forego her ego-tripping (and handy paychecks) from Buttman at his Evil Angel label and concentrate on quality features, the kind she directs for Sweetheart Video.

    This "Real Sex" series is terrible, finding Dana at her most amateurish putting out any old slop (John the Buttman Stagliano has no perceptible standards) and unashamedly inflicting it on the porn public.

    Beginning with some shameless plugging of Evil Angel at some trade show, we see Dana and her pals chatting inanely (they are intelligent people but only talk about the biz and kinky sex anecdotes in these shows, presumng that's all their fans might care about) and having mechanical sex. Sure, they're pros, but the results are inevitably on the same level as some homemade sex tape recorded by any old no-namers.

    Tyler Nixon is praise to the hilt by Dana over and over (in lieu of payment? - I think not), and similarly Sara Luvv gets to have sex with the auteur, and only receives one V in her name in the video's credits for her effort.

    Indulgence in toilet habits consumes a stupid scene involving Brit import Ava Dalush marveling at Logan Pierce's big cock (exaggerated in size in close-up) for sex in the bathroom, and Dana rings down the curtain with sex with Ramon Nomar. For this final scene she includes very brief clips of her previous on-screen engagements with Nomar which were both threesomes, giving us archive footage of Dana DeArmond and Valentina Nappi to chew on. All told, lousy.