• Watched this on Sky and within 10 minutes was checking the smallprint to see if I could get my money back.

    Terrible film on every level. Acting is totally inept and lead actress deserves recognition for a quite formidable lack of acting ability. Script is awful, continuity all over the place, pacing of the edit is simply spectacularly bad. Even the "dramatic" music is annoying and misplaced.

    Congratulations on making the worst film I've ever seen - and I've watched some utter turkeys over the years!