Truly pathetic little movie that involves a jon lovitz horse interacting with bizarre pseudo-people in a variety of porno shooting locations.
D-grade jeff garlin and f-grade richard lewis have teamed up to reimagine their 'curb your enthusiasm' personas as degenerate gamblers who desperately teeter through a life of kidnappings, arrests, brain injuries, threats of gangland murder, insect-based fraud and fetal alcohol syndrome.
The story is convoluted and bizarre. I think that the writer forgot about what he had written and continued on instinct. Was the whole point of the lady's plan to get some money? Then why lie about the husband? How did that help? Does the mother actually have custody of the kid? Because when the father is kicking her out it seems as though the kid is staying with the father, implying that he has custody. If that's the case then why wasn't her plan to trade jon lovitz for custody? Also, if the mother has custody then the kid will be separated from the jon lovitz horse so that wouldn't resolve the main problem. Did she re-marry the husband that she hates? Did she buy the jon lovitz horse? Also, as explained in the stable scene, tony has the ability to speak to all horses, so he doesn't need the jon lovitz horse and can continue going to the stable and getting betting information, but he doesn't. Why? Because he couldn't afford any more studio time with jon lovitz? He doesn't have $17?
It seemed like the writer had a few half-remembered cliches that brougt him to 45 minutes, then gave up and had them win money and everything is good now because gambling saved the day but gambling is also bad.
Thank you, mr. Lovitz, for helping us believe in love, miracles and christmas, again.
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