- Title Card: When a married man untangles a bachelor's love-line, he's liable to hang himself.
- Title Card: Billy Trotter, a lingerie salesman, who was always "pulling a bloomer."
- Title Card: Homer Brown, a candy salesman, who never had a sweetheart.
- Homer Brown: Hello Billy! Haven't seen you for ages. Married yet?
- Billy Trotter: You bet! To a sweet little blonde with a brunette disposition!
- Title Card: Peggy - who knew all the best numbers in the telephone directory.
- Neck and Neck Dance Hall Minister: [to Homer] Wilt thou have this woman for thy wedded wife?
- Jenny - Homer's Girlfriend: He will!
- Jenny - Homer's Girlfriend: [on the phone] I'm at the Milton Hotel, daddy, would you be very angry if I got married?
- Title Card: The house detective had lived through fifty epidemics without catching a thing.
- Hotel Detective: What's your - er - husband's name?
- Jenny - Homer's Girlfriend: I - I - can't remember - I just met him tonight!