Customer: Which way to the roof garden?
Bill: [unsure of what else to say] Um... Up!
Miss Streeter: [addressing actors in her pageant by their character names] Stupidity? Go find Pleasure!
Mayme Barry: People who live in tin houses should never throw can openers
William Taylor: Oh please may my won't you sit down and listen
Mayme Barry: I can listen standing up , I do it with my ears you know