Customer: Which way to the roof garden?

Bill: [unsure of what else to say] Um... Up!

Miss Streeter: [addressing actors in her pageant by their character names] Stupidity? Go find Pleasure!

Mayme Barry: People who live in tin houses should never throw can openers

William Taylor: Oh please may my won't you sit down and listen

Mayme Barry: I can listen standing up , I do it with my ears you know