- Harry Miller: Tom and I have just come to a big decision. Haven't we, Tom?
- Tommy Robbins: Yes, indeed we have.
- Harry Miller: You tell 'em, Tom.
- Tommy Robbins: You tell 'em, and I'll tap my foot.
- Harry Miller: Well, well you see the fact is...
- Tommy Robbins: It certainly is...
- Letty Robbins: [interjecting] Yes, it certainly is... what is it? A vaudeville act? Go ahead and spill it.
- Grace Miller: Yes, let's have it.
- Harry Miller: Well, to get right to the point, we er, we figured we'd exchange wives!
- Tommy Robbins: Yes, precisely!
- Grace Miller: What?
- Letty Robbins: Why, you're both crazy!
- Harry Miller: Well, now, you see Tom figured that Grace was such a good cook and he's such a food hound...
- Tommy Robbins: Yes, and Harry figured that as long as he likes to make whoopee, and Letty invented it...
- Grace Miller: So you two masterminds decided that you had both married the wrong girl?
- Letty Robbins: And you'd remedy the mistake by switching?
- Harry Miller: Well, well that's about it.
- Tommy Robbins: That's exactly it.
- Grace Miller: Well, of all the gall!
- Letty Robbins: They don't need a nerve tonic, that's a cinch!