Caught Plastered (1931)

Bert Wheeler: Tommy Tanner

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• Tommy Tanner : The manager came backstage and said he didn't allow profanity in his theatre.

  Egbert G. Higginbothom : We didn't use any profanity.

  Tommy Tanner : I know, but the audience did.

• Tommy Tanner : Have you ever stopped to wonder what you'd do if you had Rockefeller's money?

  Egbert G. Higginbothom : No, but I've stopped and wondered what he'd do if he had mine.

• Egbert G. Higginbothom : You know, some people call me a wit.

  Tommy Tanner : And they're half right.