Laughing Sinners (1931) User Reviews

Crawford, Gable, and Screen Chemistry

[nycritic · 5/10 · 9 March 2005]

One of those movies about fallen women who reform that were common in pre-Code Hollywood, LAUGHING SINNERS, also known as COMPLETE SURRENDER, comes less as a movie of quality as standard fare that features the two leads, Crawford and Gable -- she already a star, he a rising actor -- coming together and making early music to the viewer's eyes. Before Hepburn and Tracy, these were the ones the public wanted to see together even if the movie in itself was less than memorable, and MGM gave it to them 8 times.

Also a feature where one can get to see Crawford dance, sing, and indirectly, essay what would become a breakout role in RAIN only a year later.

Follow The Fold And Stray No More

[bkoganbing · 6/10 · 8 December 2008]

The second film that had Clark Gable and Joan Crawford together didn't start out that way. Laughing Sinners started out with Johnny Mack Brown as the Salvation Army Worker who saves Crawford and the film was completed when Louis B. Mayer saw the film and said reshoot it with Gable. This was after having seen them together in Dance Fools Dance where Gable was a villain and had only a couple of scenes with Crawford. This is according to Joan herself in a tribute she wrote in the Citadel Film Series Book, The Films of Clark Gable.

Crawford is definitely in her element as singer/dancer and good time Prohibition party girl who falls for the charms of Neil Hamilton, a traveling salesman. You know what a bunch of party animals they are, just ask Arthur Miller. Anyway Hamilton decides though he thinks Joan's great in the hay, he wants to marry the boss's daughter and does, leaving her flat and despondent.

One night as she's ready to throw herself off a bridge, Salvation Army worker Clark Gable stops her. She likes him, but still has a yen for Hamilton and he, her.

Given Clark Gable's later image the casting of him as a Salvation Army worker is ludicrous. Mayer knew that and during the course of the film he gives him a nice prison background before he joined Edwin Booth's Army. The only way Gable could possibly fit the part. Anyway Mayer did it for the obvious chemistry between Gable and Crawford.

It's more Joan's picture than his though. Later on her talents as a dancer which brought her to film in the first place would be not seen at all. So Laughing Sinners is a treat in that way.

The film is based on a Broadway play Torch Song which ran for 87 performances the year before and starred Mayo Methot, Reed Brown, and Russell Hicks in the parts that Crawford, Hamilton, and Gable have. Coming over from the Broadway cast is Guy Kibbee in the role of another salesman, the only one to repeat his role from Broadway. Roscoe Karns and Cliff Edwards play another pair of salesmen and Marjorie Rambeau is Crawford's party girl friend.

Russell Hicks is definitely more my idea of a Salvation Army worker, but Gable's more my idea of a leading man opposite Joan Crawford.

A few excellent scenes make up for slow pace, predictable plot

[csteidler · 5/10 · 15 December 2011]

Joan Crawford is a café dancer whose long term, long distance affair with traveling salesman Neil Hamilton comes crashing to a finish when he dumps her by leaving her a goodbye note written on the back of a menu. Despondent, she sets out to jump into the river, only to be stopped and saved (in more than one sense) by mustache-less Salvation Army officer Clark Gable. Next thing you know, Joan is sporting an Army uniform herself and singing hymns….but sooner or later, Hamilton is bound to show up again. And what then?

The plot isn't much, but Crawford's performance is excellent as her character veers wildly from joyous flapper to reformed sinner. The scene where she reads Hamilton's note is stunningly sad. Gable never looks quite natural but does seem to contain a reservoir of strength and energy that lurks just beneath the surface of his peaceful character. –At least that's my view from this time and place; hard to imagine what effect his performance would have had on a 1931 audience just becoming familiar with that face, that screen presence.

The highlight of the film is almost certainly Joan's dance in an opening scene—donning a fake nose and beard and a farmer outfit, she humorously bounces around for a couple of minutes before shedding the costume and really cutting loose, to her audience's delight and her own obvious joy. It has to be said that Joan as flapper is quite a bit more exciting than Joan as saved woman.

Hamilton is superb in a thoroughly despicable role. Roscoe Karns and Guy Kibbee are fellow salesman and together they certainly portray the kind of sleazy crew who inspire good people to lock up their daughters.

Overall—no surprises but Crawford is certainly worth watching, especially the opening and closing minutes.

Temptation / Salvation

[pauldeboef · 6 June 2004]

"Laughing sinners" was a pleasant surprise to me. I never knew what a good actress Joan Crawford was until I saw this film. I saw her rather exaggerating performance in "Grand Hotel", and a better performance in 1931's "Possessed", but here she is totally convincing and real. There are moments of great beauty, especially the scenes between Crawford and Clark Gable, moments when the film shows a timeless quality. Gable and Crawford are completely believable as the Salvation Army officers : sincere, vulnerable and intense. Clark Gable in a very unusual role - wise, calm, sensitive and understanding - It makes him powerful in a subtle way. Neil Hamilton is terrific especially in the scene - a very long uninterrupted take ! - when he tries to persuade and seduce Joan Crawford - for a night of bliss. Can he offer her salvation ?

Pointless pairing of two hot stars, but no story.

[mark.waltz · 3/10 · 18 January 2012]

If you want to see Joan Crawford in fake nose and beard dancing up a storm, then banging a drum to collect sinners a la Sarah Brown in "Guys and Dolls", then this is your movie. She goes from nightclub performer involved with "Batman's" Neil Hamilton to the very religious Clark Gable for no apparent reason other than the fact that he is a hunk. Hamilton dumps her to become respectable then comes back when she apparently finds salvation. Who would you choose? Of Crawford and Gables' many pairings together, this is the poorest of the lot. Marjorie Rambeau is somewhat amusing as a hardboiled pal of Crawfords, and Cliff Edwards and Guy Kibbee offer alright performances in underdeveloped roles, but the whole story (what there is) is simply no laughing matter.

Joan sings and does the `farmer dance'

[Jim Tritten · 7/10 · 25 August 2002]

Interesting early talkie with Joan as a laughing sinner who is then cast aside by her love interest and saved by Clark Gable and the Salvation Army. Having seen Cary Grant previously as a temperance league type (`She Done Him Wrong'), I was able to accept Gable in this same role. Good moral messages as we see how traveling men use `loose' women in small towns and the good that is done by organizations like the Salvation Army.

Aside from that, the best part of the movie is watching Joan dance made up to look like a farmer – with a long noses and a long goatee. She sings and dances as well as anyone. Of course switching later into Adrian-designed gowns makes for an interesting contrast. Early in the movie, there is a great facial shot of Joan as she anticipates meeting her boyfriend upstairs in the cabaret. This is a good story and makes for a pleasant hour and a quarter entertainment. Recommended.

Our Boy Howdy

[utgard14 · 5/10 · 3 January 2014]

Oh, boy. Clark Gable in the Salvation Army. Where did they come up with this stuff? Nightclub performer Ivy Stevens (Joan Crawford) is despondent upon learning Howard "Howdy" Palmer (Neil Hamilton) has no intention of marrying her. She was just a booty call to our boy Howdy. How Neil Hamilton got so many roles in the early '30s as a ladies man type is beyond me but that's how it was then I guess. Anyway, Ivy decides to jump off a bridge but she is stopped by kindly and handsome Salvation Army worker Carl (a mustacheless Clark Gable). Ivy joins up with the Salvation Army too and is seemingly happy with her new lifestyle. But then one day Howdy spots her and, despite being married now, makes a move for her. Can Ivy resist Howdy's seductive ways? Can any woman?

There's a few things wrong with this movie. First, on no planet does Joan freaking Crawford, at this time a young and sexy dancer, get that upset over being dumped by Neil Hamilton. He was born looking like a banker. So that's unbelievable. Second and third things are that Clark Gable is no Salvation Army worker and he sure as hell isn't a guy named Carl! Joan's farmer dance is the highlight of the movie and probably her best dancing number from all of her early dancing movies. Overall it's a watchable but mostly forgettable melodrama about a "wrong" woman going right. Avid Crawford and Gable fans will like it most.

An Early Look At Crawford, Gable & Hamilton

[ccthemovieman-1 · 6/10 · 6 November 2005]

Like a lot of early '30s film, I found this a pretty interesting short (72 minutes) story. This one is about a chorus girl-type who gets jilted, hooks up with a Salvation Army man, then is enticed back to the old sinful ways for a night with the man who jilted her and finally realizes she is better off with the good guy and the good morals.

This is an early look at Joan Crawford, who is blonde here with huge eyes. Clark Gable is sans mustache and really looks young. Neil Hamilton, the third lead, is the same man who went on to play Commissioner Gordon in the Batman TV series three decades later. In here, he's the pagan bad guy.

This film goes a long way in portraying traveling salesmen as morally bankrupt people. Now why would they do that?!!

This is truly awful

[1930s_Time_Machine · 3/10 · 5 September 2023]

Was there some drunken bet made at a debauched MGM booze-up late one night to see who could make the most ridiculous picture?

It must have been a challenge to keep making each subsequent minute worse than the previous one but they achieved it. Despite decent and naturalistic acting and reasonable direction from Harry Beaumont, the story is just too absurd to take seriously. The Joan Crawford character is simply not believable and how it develops is just stupid. She would not take those actions. Maybe the play this was based on made more sense but the film just leaves you open mouthed with horror at its poor writing. The author also wrote TAXI and UNION DEPOT which were pretty good so let's give him the benefit of doubt and also do him a favour by not watching this.

I know MGM were desperate to get Joan Crawford and Clarke Gable together in another picture (as indeed were Joan and Clarke to do in real life) but whoever cast them in this clearly had no idea who these people were. There couldn't have been a less likely couple in Hollywood ever to adopt a life of piety in the Salvation Army. Atrocious miscasting.

All this awfulness aside, once you start watching this you will stick it out to the end mainly because of the enticing acting and chemistry between the two leads (and Guy Kibbee is surprisingly good too) but you'll be annoyed with yourself for doing so.

Interesting pre-Code flick

[sideways8 · 6/10 · 4 August 2003]

A lot of interesting bits in this. O'Henry bars in 1931?! Reference to the Fresh Air taxi? Acting very good throughout, especially Neil Hamilton who was a real sleazeball. Joan Crawford, who I was never a big fan of, was very pretty, certainly better thas in "This Modern Age" (same year) and almost to her Lucille La Seur standards. The 2nd half was better than the 1st, but they, as was common then, always ended the movie too abruptly. Most revealing was the scene early on in which a bunch of kids were playing in the park, boys & girls. Some were black some were white. Then the religious right and their Code came along after which blacks were only portrayed as servants, buffoons and dullards.

A subject that was better explored in 1932's Rain

[AlsExGal · 5/10 · 14 November 2009]

This film is probably the weakest of the Gable/Crawford film pairings. It's not that their performances aren't great, it's just that they're not given that much to do. The storyline is very basic - Joan is a performer in a nightspot who has had a long-distance affair going with a traveling salesman, Howard Palmer (Neil Hamilton), for the past two years. He dumps her to marry the boss' daughter so he can further his career. He doesn't even have the courage to tell this to her face - he writes it on the back of a menu at the cafe and leaves before she reads it.

This action wounds Ivy (Joan) to the core, and she is about to jump off a bridge one night when she is stopped by a Salvation Army member, Carl Loomis (Clark Gable). The two become friends and pretty soon Ivy is donning a Salvation Army uniform herself. One night a year later, when Ivy and the Salvation Army are proselyting in a nearby town, she runs into her ex-lover Howard Palmer. After a year of separation Howard has decided he would like to have it both ways - he'd like to have his bang (Ivy) and his bucks (his wife of convenience). Will Ivy stand firm on her new beliefs or will she fall? This film does have a few good things going for it. In the first part of the film, when Ivy is still working in the nightclub, we get to see Joan sing and dance for an entire number. She doesn't do much of that in her long film career and it is always a treat. Then there is the somewhat ridiculous spectacle of Clark Gable as a Salvation Army worker - this is before he became known more as a charming sinner rather than a laughing one. You can chalk up that bit of casting to Louis B. Mayer. This film was originally shot with Johnny Mack Brown in the lead, but Mayer didn't like the outcome and reshot it with Gable. Finally there is Neil Hamilton as one of the most slippery characters you'll find. Hard to believe he didn't have a real career breakthrough for almost another 35 years when he was cast as Batman's Commissioner Gordon.

This whole issue of the thin line between good and evil in a person and the fact that those two sides exist in everyone is much more artfully explored in 1932's Rain, again starring Joan Crawford. That's a film I highly recommend.

GREAT 1931 CLASSIC FILM!

[whpratt1 · 10/10 · 7 August 2003]

I have never seen this film up until recently and was amazed at the great talent of Joan Crawford(Ivy "Bunny" Stevens) "Humoresque" '46 with John Garfield. Joan was very sexy and wore very revealing clothes for the early 1930's, her dancing and singing was unbelievable and she was so very pretty, slim and trim, not like the real "Mommie Dearest" character her daughter told us about. Clark Gable (Carl Loomis),"Gone With the Wind"'39 was Ivy's prince charming as a Salvation Army convert and when she appears in the park with her beautiful white dress, you just knew there was going to be an immediate CONVERSION OF SOULS! Veteran actor, Roscoe Karns, (Gred Geer) played a great supporting role. This film is filled with surprises, even a little African American Boy stealing a bite from a girls doughnut tore me up, there is many deep soul searching messages in this film and LOTS OF LAUGHTER and one attempted jump off a bridge. ENJOY!

I'd Rather Laugh With The Sinners Than Die With The Saints

[mmallon4 · 7/10 · 8 July 2018]

Laughing Sinners is surely some good publicity for The Salvation Army. The plot of Ivy/Bunny (Joan Crawford) leaving her previous life behind and finding happiness in the helping of others is moralising but never came off to me as overly preachy. I like Laughing Sinners despite the film's inconsistency with sections of the movie having little to no impact on the overall story. The first twenty minutes of set up, for example, could easily have been done in half the time. Yet despite this, there is a powerful emotional undercurrent at the heart of Laughing Sinners with a number of highly moving scenes making up for the less than stellar portions of the film.

At least some of these weaker moments are made passable from the presence of a comical, stereotypical Italian chef to a bizarre dance number in which Joan Crawford is dressed as a scarecrow; go figure. Likewise, another real highlight in Laughing Sinners is a scene in the park depicting a charity picnic which has such naturalism in both its documentary-like appearance as well as the acting; a piece of neorealism which doesn't feel like a movie set.

As soon as Clark Gable enters the picture at 22 minutes the film truly takes off. Any scene with Crawford and Gable is pure magic with the sincerity in their interactions which at no point feels like acting. I don't think there's any other actress of the time who can as effectively as Crawford make you pour out your heart for the poor woman and rarely has she ever looked as angelic as she does here in her Salvation Army uniform. Likewise, many people will laugh at the idea of Clark Gable playing a Salvation Army officer but Laughing Sinners provides a side of Gable I wish more people could see. Like his role of Dr Ferguson in Men In White (1934), the part of Carl Loomis is saintly without delving into the sickly with his ability to project a real sense of warmth especially with his interaction with children.

This is one of the few films in Gable's career in which he isn't a romantic lead as he only remains in the friend-zone with Joan. Never again would we see Gable as more of a boy scout and less the alpha male; as he cooks, wears sweaters and aprons and lives with his aunt.

Duller than the title and the cast would suggest

[gridoon2024 · 5/10 · 29 July 2018]

Sexy Joan sings, dances (partly in male disguise!) and displays her thick, strong legs, until she sees the light under the guidance of Clark Gable and covers up in the Salvation Army robe. Their roles don't allow them much electricity in their chemistry, and they are not helped by a slight, mediocre script. ** out of 4.

See this for Joan's "farmer" dance! Incredible!

[tomligon · 16 August 2002]

This may not be the greatest of the Crawford/Gable pairings, but their affinity for each other is obvious, and as always what is unsaid between them speaks volumes about their off-screen relationship. The film's other highlights include Joan's singularly eccentric "farmer" dance, for which she sports a false nose and beard! This was surely the inspiration for the Soggy Bottom Boys' "disguises" and dancing in the climax of 'O Brother Where Art Thou?'. In any event, the phenomenal originality of her performance provides another dimension to Crawford's enduring film legacy.

only for Gable fans and the curious

[planktonrules · 4/10 · 18 March 2006]

What boob at MGM thought it would be a good idea to place the studly Clark Gable in the role of a Salvation Army worker?? Ironically enough, another handsome future star, Cary Grant, also played a Salvation Army guy just two years later in the highly overrated SHE DONE HIM WRONG. I guess in hindsight it's pretty easy to see the folly of these roles, but I still wonder WHO thought that Salvation Army guys are "HOT" and who could look at these dashing men and see them as realistic representations of the parts they played. A long time ago, I used to work for a sister organization of the Salvation Army (the Volunteers of America) and I NEVER saw any studly guys working there (and that includes me, unfortunately). Maybe I should have gotten a job with the Salvation Army instead!

So, for the extremely curious, this is a good film to look out for, but for everyone else, it's poor writing, sloppy dialog and annoying moralizing make for a very slow film.

Crawford and Gable Brighten Their Corner

[DLewis · 6/10 · 16 April 2012]

Kenyon Nicholson's play "Torch Song" ran for 87 performances on Broadway, closing in November 1930; this film adaptation was released in May of the following year, and some historic reviewers who had seen the original play complained about the radically different ending added to the movie. "Laughing Sinners" was lightened up considerably over the stage version, and according to Crawford the whole film was shot with Johnny Mack Brown in the role ultimately awarded to Gable, being re-shot with Gable on the orders of Louis B. Mayer. On Broadway, Crawford's role was portrayed by ill-fated actress Mayo Methot, later to marry Humphrey Bogart.

It is directed by Harry Beaumont, who handled Crawford's silent jazz baby films and later, "Dancing Lady." For Crawford, "Laughing Sinners" straddles a precipice between her singing and dancing activity and that of more serious drama; although already a star, her 1932 entries -- "Grand Hotel" and "Rain" -- would propel her status and popularity well beyond that of 1931. While it is a huge improvement over terribly stiff talkies like Garbo's "Anna Christie," "Laughing Sinners" is not Beaumont's best work, and the musical sequences are in some ways still the best thing about it. Crawford dominates the first half of the film and it's her boundless energy and enthusiasm that drives it. She is especially beautiful here, and her eyes radiate emotion; in the scene where she receives the "dear Jane" letter from first-class-heel Neil Hamilton, the reaction is played entirely through Crawford's ominous orbs. The most remarkable thing about it, though, is that Gable refuses to lay down and to let Crawford run away with this picture, which may have been what Mayer had in mind when he recast the role; this would prove the first of eight pictures Gable and Crawford would make together. In a sense, this picture feels like a "test" for the principals and, if so, Neil Hamilton fails it; he is stiff and colorless and one wonders why Crawford's dynamic character could be so head over heels with such a back-slapping good buddy. Some have mentioned that "Laughing Sinners" strains credibility somewhat, but within the context of 1931 the whole piece is well within the realm of the plausible; many American joined up with service and charity organizations such as the Salvation Army as a way to weather the economic depths of the depression. There are many scenes in "Laughing Sinners" that depression audiences could relate to, such as Crawford's spartan accommodations and the meal that Crawford and Gable share. The original play was set in a hotel and train station in Pomeroy, Ohio, and Ohioans will note references to Ohio place names, though there are no native exteriors.

Laughing Sinners is interesting as first teaming of Crawford and Gable

[tavm · 5/10 · 2 October 2006]

Laughing Sinners marks the first time Clark Gable appeared in a movie starring Joan Crawford. Crawford is the only name above the title and Gable is listed third in the cast list after Neil Hamilton (who would be better known as Commissioner Gordon in the "Batman" TV series). Crawford is a singer/dancer who falls for the traveling salesman Hamilton. He abandons her while she sings a love song for him. Gable plays a Salvation Army man who saves Joan from jumping off a bridge and convinces her to join. While she performs on a street corner, Hamilton sees Crawford and convinces her to stay in his hotel room. I'll stop right there and mention who else is in this movie: Guy Kibbee, Roscoe Karns, Cliff Edwards before he became the voice of Jiminy Cricket in Pinocchio, and, in a nice picnic scene with Gable and Crawford, Our Ganger Mary Ann Jackson, hair bob and all. There are some entertaining musical numbers danced by Crawford including an amusing sequence of Joan dressing as a farmer with funny nose and beard. Other than that and the picnic scenes, this is a pretty talky picture that reveals its stage origins too clearly toward the end so you may feel bored after a while. Still, an interesting curio for fans of all the above players.

Clark Gable in - Johnny Mack Brown out!

[Pat-54 · 6/10 · 17 November 1998]

According to legend, Johnny Mack Brown completed this film, only to have his scenes re-filmed with the upcoming superstar, Clark Gable. Apparently, the team of Crawford and Gable was too much for MGM studios to resist, even though they want you to believe that Clark and Joan could be believed as Salvation Army officers! Somehow....I don't think so!

Decent early film

[km_dickson · 5/10 · 20 August 2005]

A decent early vehicle for Joan Crawford. Crawford plays a loose woman who tries to turn her life around after being jilted by her lover. The movie also sports a young Clark Gable as the Salvation Army worker who comes to her rescue. All the acting is pretty good, and the story had potential. In one very well played scene, Crawford's ex-lover succeeds in seducing her once again, despite having nearly ruined her life once already. The rest of the film, though, really fails to pack a punch. The happy ending comes off as rather unbelievable and bland. The movie was probably done better a few years later under its original stage title, Torch Song.

difficult to describe

[kyle_furr · 6/10 · 26 January 2004]

This movie was different, i didn't like it or hate it, i just don't know what to say about it about. Joan Crawford and Clark Gable are good, and it's pretty unusual to see clark gable playing a christian. I liked possessed much better with gable and crawford, which also came out in 31.

Not enough laughing, not enough sinners

[marcslope · 4/10 · 11 March 2012]

MGM at its most intolerable, with Louis B. Mayer imposing his hypocritical morality on a dime-novel romance. Bad girl Joan Crawford is cavorting with the supremely unattractive traveling salesman Neil Hamilton, but is redeemed by--how's this for casting against type--Salvation Army major Clark Gable. Together the photogenic twosome wander off to host Salvation Army luncheons, dance around the maypole, and sing "London Bridge" to underprivileged tots. Designed to show off Crawford's versatility--she sings, dances, and almost acts--it instead reveals how deficient she is at this point in her career in most of these endeavors, and Gable looks bored. Anyway, it's short, and Hamilton at least gets to rub elbows with a fine crew of fellow salesmen, including Roscoe Karns, Guy Kibbee, and Cliff Edwards.

pre code Joanie... hardly ever shown on TCM

[ksf-2 · 6/10 · 16 November 2016]

Such a low rating... only a 4.9 as of today. Opens with Ivy (Joanie Crawford) running to catch the train when it comes in. She spends five minutes smooching her guy, and then shows up late for her show at the theater. Crawford had started as a "hoofer", and we get to see plenty of it in the silly show they put on. Some big names in here, in the early days... Neil Hamilton (Commissioner Gordon!) is "Howard" and a 30 year old Clark Gable (Rhett Butler, Gone with the Wind) had started in the silent films, and easily moved into talkies. You can see all the heavy make-up on Crawford, left over from the "silents"... Supporting Guy Kibbee and Rosceo Karns were in everything in the early days. Joan C. sings a couple times in this one, but clearly singing warn't her thang! She receives a telegram one night, and faints. She runs off, and bumps SMACK into Carl (Clark Gable) and they tell each other their stories. He is with the salvation army, and she is intrigued. naturally. who wouldn't be?? and about halfway through, we get the vaudeville act from Kibbee and his cronies... some old time humor. We cover a lot of ground in 72 minutes. Directed by Harry Beaumont, who had done a bunch of precode Crawford films. It's okay, but i can see why its rated pretty low. She spends the whole film running back and forth from Howard and Carl. takes a long time to get anywhere. Sound and picture quality are pretty good, considering its age.

The Battle for Ivy's Soul

[view_and_review · 4/10 · 31 August 2022]

Ivy Stevens (Joan Crawford) was as weak as the day is long--and that makes for a lousy movie.

Ivy was in love. She was a dancer who was thoroughly infatuated with a traveling salesman named Howard Palmer (Neil Hamilton). She would religiously meet his train whenever it came through town then she would dote over him the whole while until he left for another couple of weeks or more. Little did she know Howard was seeing another woman and planned to marry her. He left Ivy a Dear Jane letter on the back of a menu and went on to a new life.

Ivy fell to pieces. She ran after Howard and before even getting outside of her place of work she fainted. She plum passed out right on the dance floor.

Side bar.

I'm so glad movies have done away with women passing out all the time. That was such a horrible trope that was only meant to make women more fragile than they were. Every other movie a woman was passing out due to some horrible news. It is excruciating to watch. My heart goes out to all the women who have to endure such baseless stereotypes..

Back to Ivy.

Ivy was so distraught that she went to a bridge and tried to jump off. She was saved by Carl Loomis (Clark Gable) who was a soldier in the Salvation Army (I don't know if soldier is the right term). He kept her from killing herself and talked her into joining the Salvation Army to give her life some purpose. With the SA she could serve more than herself.

Ivy became a contented member of the Salvation Army until she saw Howard again. Howard was in town on business and staying in the same hotel as Ivy. The two hadn't seen each other in a year. Howard picked up as though he was gone on a two week trip. Ivy feebly resisted Howard's advances and eventually crumbled altogether. Howard "got the draws" (to use a 90's slang) then Ivy gave up fighting every temptation. Since she'd already succumbed to Howard's advances she decided she may as well drink, dance, and go back to her old life. Carl was going to fight to keep her on the straight and narrow before he let her give in.

I stated at the beginning that Ivy was as weak as the day is long and I stand by that. She's not weak for giving in to her temptations and Carl told her as much. He said that everyone slips and falls, the trick is to get back on track.

She's weak for giving in to Howard!

If another man came and swept her off of her feet, OK, but Howard??? The dude dropped her like a bad habit. He ghosted her and left her so broken she tried to commit suicide. Then, after a year's time, he whisked back into her life like it was no big thing. I thought Ivy was going to go off on him. I was expecting her to go 5150 and tell him everything she'd been saving up to bombard him with had she EVER seen him again. At the very least I was expecting her to tell him how little she thinks of him; so little that she won't even bother telling him off because he's not even worth that much of her time and energy.

But no.

Instead we got a conflicted Ivy who was powerless to resist charming Howard. Just the mere sight of him erased a year of moving on. A mere word from him erased how he dogged her out. A mere kiss erased the fact he was now married. It was pathetic. It was beyond pathetic in fact. I wanted to scream! "TELL HIM TO KICK ROCKS!" but the R-rated version.

She was such a pitiful sap that she may as well chained herself up in a hotel room to await Prince Howard's return every so often to give her the loving she so desperately yearned for. She was so pathetic I don't even think she ever had a negative thought about Howard. When he ran off and abandoned her I bet she blamed herself. I bet she thought she was too lowly for someone as great as he, but given another chance perhaps she could prove herself worthy.

Ivy was weak I say. Weak for letting a philandering chump like Howard use her for a doormat. He succeeded in turning her out and I hated to see it.

2.99 on Amazon.

Salvation Army's lonely hearts club band

[dbdumonteil · 27 March 2011]

Clark Gable is particularly handsome in his Salvation Army uniform.He is very efficient when it comes to showing seduced girl Crawford the straight and narrow!And he must display lots and lots of patience ,indulgence and compassion for ,even after the marriage of her beau ,a smug buck,she's ready to fall in love again head over heels . Gable and Crawford singing canticles while delivering free meals to the needy.What a nice way to redeem your soul and to find true love!

What's really tragic is that these poor people are still looking for free meals in the soup kitchen ,be it the the Salvation Army or one of the other charitable organizations .In France ,in the organization I'm currently working for("Les Restos Du Coeur" ) ,the number of beneficiaries has increased by 15% in 2010-2011.