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    She's a clown....that Sally Brown!

    Tired of living with her two stuffy old maid aunts, 18 year old Sally (Joan Bennett) decides to utilize her inheritance and take a luxury liner over to Paris to hobnob with the upper crust, posing as "Mrs. Stephen Illington", an estranged wife, and taking up with a few gigolos along the way until all of a sudden. "Mr. Stephen Illington" (John Boles) shows up and decides to go along with her hoax to teach her a lesson. By chance, their staterooms are right next to each other, so the romantically inclined Parisian hotel maid and bellboy make sure that their rooms are accessible (only made aware to Bennett when Boles' funny looking pooch visits her in the bathtub) and that all of their needs are met.

    As things begin to get romantic between the two (especially after Boles rescues Bennett from one of the rather lascivious gigolos), Bennett sneaks out on him, and in a very funny sequence, a singing Boles is confronted by a beautiful singing voice he assumes is Bennett's, only to be greeted by a enormously large chambermaid on the other side of the door. Back in her hometown with aunts Josephine Hull (of "Arsenic and Old Lace" and "Harvey" fame) and Martha Mattox (deliciously deaf as a post) throwing a party for her, Bennett is introduced to "Mr. Brown" who turns out to be none other than her phony husband, now determined to have a real marriage! Town gossip spreads, with some delightful malapropisms from Ms. Mattox making the last reel of the film quite funny.

    Over the past ten years, I have studied quite a bit about the varied career of Joan Bennett, not quite the legend she deserves to be, but certainly worth a second thought thanks to her early ingenue years, her film noir vixen years, the decade of devoted wife and mother roles, and of course, the icing on the cake of her career, her matriarchal role as the sometimes gloomy Elizabeth Stoddard on "Dark Shadows". Bennett's early years range from bland to lightly humorous, and this fortunately, is one of her better early roles, a forgotten light romantic comedy from Fox Studios, with Boles very good as her phony love interest who may become the real thing thanks to her ridiculous hoax. Unbelievable plot? Certainly! But well done in spite of all that? Definitely!
  • John Boles and Joan Bennett star in this pre-code piece of fluff about a young innocent girl who pretends she is married to someone she meets in a speakeasy so that she can have the freedom to travel alone to Europe and pursue men.

    Silly script in the extreme, but there are some enjoyable moments, mostly coming from John Boles, who does wonders making this bad movie look good. He had to have been the most handsome man to ever grace film celluloid. His eyes sparkle and his sense of humor saves the day. Why he finds the little simp played by Joan attractive is beyond me, since she goes around lying to people and taking his name, but he does.

    Funniest moment: Joan leaves her Paris hotel after being confronted by John in her lie that she is his wife. Trying to win her, he starts to sing in French through their adjoining hotel chamber doors, but she is gone, and a fat French maid begins singing along with him in a high attractive voice on the other side. He thinks Joan is singing, and opens the door, and drops the tray he is carrying in shock when he sees who is on the other side. Funny stuff.

    A pleasant enough way to spend an hour but don't expect anything substantial or profound. There were lots of pre-code films made like this which were pretty silly. It's my theory the public got tired of them rather quickly and that is why the censors were allowed to come in: to improve films and get the audience back in the theater.
  • HotToastyRag29 February 2024
    "Men aren't interested in a sheet of white paper with no writing on it," innocent Joan Bennett is advised in Careless Lady. This is a pre-Code comedy that focuses on keeping one's virtue and avoiding scandal. If you're able to put on your 1932 goggles, or you just usually appreciate the time period, it's very funny. But if you're a modern lady through and through, you probably won't even make it through. It's very dated.

    As does frequently happen to the innocent, her first indiscretion is punished. Joan gets taken to a speakeasy, and there's a raid. If you have very good eyes (like me), you might recognize a pre-famous Ward Bond as the policeman who raids the speakeasy. He does have a few lines, so you can confirm it's him, and it's a lot of fun to see him before he got more experienced in front of the camera.

    Before the raid, Joan has a flirtatious interaction with playboy John Boles. She winds up wearing his coat during the scuffle, and acting on a whim, she takes a cruise pretending to be his wife. She believes it's not respectable to travel alone, but as a married woman, she'll be respected and left alone. It turns out John isn't married, so imagine his surprise when his friends start congratulating him on his beautiful bride! Again, it's pretty dated, but if you like old comedies about this subject matter, give it a try. Joan is very cute, and John gets to let his hair down in a different, carefree role.
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    The only good comedies that I've seen Joan Bennett in are a couple with Cary Grant toward the end of the 1930s. Bennett was okay as an actress, quite good in some dramatic and mystery roles. But her persona in comedy comes across as someone who's ready to jump off a bridge or about ready to break down in tears. Her sour-puss face just doesn't go well with comedy. And, Greta Garbo she is not.

    The plot for this comedy romance had real possibilities for humor, but the screenplay is weak and there just isn't enough good dialog to make it funny. There is absolutely no situational humor here. And the cast Fox put together for this one mostly seem canned. The only loose, comfortable and natural acting cast members are Josephine Hull and Martha Mattox who play Bennett's aunts, and John Boles as Stephen Illington. Opposite him, Bennett comes across as stiff, withdrawn, and bored. Her Sally Brown is as emotionless as a twig throughout the film. And the wealthy socialites in Paris are dull cardboard cutouts.

    The plot has some holes big enough to drive a truck through. For instance, in the opening scene, Sally is sitting on the roof of a car watching a golf tournament through binoculars. Her divorced cousin, Ardis Delafield, is sitting in the car. Sally says, "Oh, look! Here they come." And the scene segues to a green with two golfers ready to putt. One has to wonder at the screenwriters and director who wouldn't see a problem in a spectator seeing someone coming or approaching on a golf course when they are actually standing and putting on a golf green.

    Then when this shy, innocent girl leaves her aunts to go abroad on her own, she seems to have a wealth of money to spend on expensive clothes right away in New York and then Paris. Was she going abroad to study or sight-see, or what? The audience knows that whatever her intended purpose was, she had a change in plans to get experience so that she might attract men.

    The plot idea for this film is a good one - a woman assumes an ID as the wife of someone she didn't know. That's the kind of stuff that great comedy can come from. But, unfortunately, it wasn't to be in this film. Most of the rest of the movie is Sally flighting about with some wealthy socialites in Paris, all of whom seem just to sit around all day drinking and gossiping. It's a real bore.

    And the idea of any romance is a real stretch. There's no spark at all in Sally Brown. The film clearly has a message toward the end, but the moral aspect of the futility in chasing after happiness just comes as a sort of dud to end this film. Oh, Stephen persists and Sally finally wakes up at the end. But what a dreadfully drawn out morality tale. It could have been really something as a comedy with a lesson learned at the end.

    My four stars are mostly for the aunts and for Illington's cheerful perkiness that otherwise keeps this film from sliding completely into the doldrums. There were some very good dramas and many good comedy, romance and musical films made in 1932 to help people take their minds off the Great Depression. This movie might have had the opposite effect - if many people even went to see it. It must have fared so poorly at the box office that it doesn't even appear among the 150 movies listed for 1932 in the Ultimate Movie Rankings. The worst of those had only $200,000 in U. S. ticket sales.

    Here's the only exchange of dialog with any humor and life. Sally, dancing with Stephen, "So you'd like to beat me, would you?" Stephen, "Yes! I'd like to give you a good old-fashioned spanking." Sally, "Right here?" Stephen, "No - in the usual place."
  • When the story begins, Sally (Joan Bennett) is a rather plain lady who folks barely notice. However, her life is soon to change. After getting a makeover she is soon mistaken as a married lady, Mrs. Illington. At first, she wants to correct people but then realizes that men are more likely to pay attention to a married woman than a single one. So, she boards the ship to Europe as Mrs. Illington. There is a problem, however....soon Mr. Illington (John Boles) arrives...and he's quite amused to discover he has a wife!

    There is a lot to like about "Careless Lady". The story is very well written, there's a wonderful and clever singing duette you just need to see and the story is both funny and romantic. Well worth your time.
  • view_and_review10 February 2024
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    I thought the 2010's and 20's were the most shallow time in history with social media and people selling their souls for likes/upvotes. Having watched hundreds of movies from the 30's I'd say that era would give this one a run for its money. There were countless movies about high society men and women dating, dancing, drinking, partying, and cheating as if it was the thing to do. The biggest concerns were dinner dates, sable coats, and who was dating who.

    I know that's a generalization, but it's true many movies were on the topic of high society trysts.

    "Careless Lady" was one of those frivolous, shallow movies. A movie in which a woman's life isn't complete without a man so she uses questionable judgment to get one. In fact, "Careless Lady" was almost identical to "Lady with a Past" (1932) starring Constance Bennett.

    Before I even go into "Careless Lady," let me give you a synopsis of "A Lady with a Past."

    Venice Muir (Constance Bennett) was an unbearable bore which drove men away like vampires from garlic. It was a bit far-fetched because Venice was so attractive that realistically most men would feign interest in her just to be with her. But, in this make believe world, Venice's looks and money weren't enough to keep men around once she began talking about books.

    She sailed to France where she met Guy Bryson (Ben Lyon). Guy was broke and Venice wanted to hire him as a gigolo (her words not mine). She needed a man with knowledge and experience to make her irresistible to men. It was a desperate move from a woman who really didn't need to do such a thing.

    Guy was just the man to generate "likes" for Venice by intimating that she was in demand. Put her in some new duds, give her a new attitude, put a man on her arm, and voila--Venice was irresistible.

    Now, let's move on to "Careless Lady."

    Sally Brown (Joan Bennett) was virtually invisible to men. She had a bookish look and the clothes to match. Her cousin Ardis Delafield (Nora Lane) told her the secret to being desired.

    "Sally, you're the old fashioned simple type. Nowadays sophistication is the (unclear--sounded like "qua"). Experience. Men aren't interested any longer in a sheet of virgin white paper. They want something with some writing on it," Ardis opined like a wise society sage.

    Sally asked, "How does one get experience... in a nice way I mean?"

    "Well, the only way to get experience in a nice way is to get married," Ardis answered.

    So there you have it from a woman of experience. Get married, then get divorced, and every man will want you.

    Both "Careless Lady" and "Lady with a Past" were wrong in their assertions, which was discovered by the end, but not after the women had gone through a transformation to become more attractive. It was quite the mixed signals.

    As if the movie was saying, "No, a man doesn't want a woman with 'experience,' but he won't notice the woman unless she behaves like she's experienced."

    And they say women are complicated.

    Taking her cousin's advice in "Careless Lady," Sally pretended to be Mrs. Illington, wife of Stephen Illington (John Boles) while she traveled to France. Stephen had no idea a woman was parading around as his wife, but he found out when he just so happened to travel to France and stay at the exact same hotel as Sally. The sheer coincidence of it all strained believability.

    Stephen was a good sport. He pretended to be her husband right away, which isn't really what Sally wanted. She wanted the "Mrs." title for the male interest, but she didn't want the husband that came with it. She kept shunning Stephen who genuinely liked her. And to show how much he liked her he even threatened to spank her, which is a sign a man cares about a woman (see "Professional Sweetheart," "Shopworn," and "Another Language").

    Stephen's doting over Sally set up a ridiculously fairytale scenario.

    Sally was told by Stephen and others that the man she was dining and dancing with had a bad rep around France. He was known to be predatory with women.

    Sally ignored the warnings as though she was smart and savvy enough to fend off Rodriguez (Fortunio Bonanova). It was particularly maddening because we all know she was totally out of her element. Sure, she had a new look, a new manner of speaking, and a new attitude, but she wasn't at all what she appeared to be.

    When Rodriguez asked her up to his room to "look at a painting that reminded him of her," she complied. A smarter woman would've recognized this as a cheap ploy to get her in his room. Once she was in there she was at his mercy, just as people had warned her. But have no fear, because Stephen Illington's Spidey sense was tingling and he knew she'd need rescuing. He followed her to Rodriguez's place, climbed the terrace, broke through his window, and punched him out and saved the girl. It was pure fairytale.

    And pure hogwash.

    The only thing Stephen was missing was a cape. Sally was appreciative, but not appreciative enough to sleep with Stephen. I guess she learned her lesson. But now Stephen was thoroughly smitten and he had to have her. He thought she was his until she snuck away from France leaving him frantic and perplexed.

    No way is Hollywood going to allow the damsel in distress to get away from the hero?

    Don't worry. He tracked her down, serenaded her, and got his prize.

    Free on YouTube.
  • This one is a real surprise. You've never heard of it, but catch it if you can, you'll have a ball. Sophisticated, witty, sharp -- exactly the kind of thing that was over by time we entered the war. 'Trouble In Paradise', 'Jewel Robbery', 'By Candlelight'; it really was the era to laugh at the troubles of the rich.

    It must have had quite an element of fantasy for a Depression audience, in that everybody in it seemed to have money, even the young innocent (Bennett) who gets in hot water when she passes herself off as a sophisticate; today you'll fantasize, too, about being surrounded by all that beautiful art deco design. They certainly dressed well back then, at least those with money did, and they all seemed so civilized.

    The plot is beautifully developed, and the cast is interesting, too: the great Josephine Hull ("Harvey", "Arsenic And Old Lace") in one of her first movie appearances; Fortunio Bonanova (the singing teacher in "Citizen Kane") as a cartoon "wolf"; Susan Fleming, later Mrs. Harpo Marx, in one of her few movies; Minna Gombell, one of the great 'smart broads'; and a guy named Weldon Heyburn who seems to be doing a Clark Gable impression, which is very surprising, as Gable was just getting started himself.

    Very nicely directed, too -- it moves well, and has some of those stylish scene transitions that you see from time to time in this era. The only disappointment is the two leads, who are okay, nothing more. If instead of John Boles and Joan Bennett it had been people with a real flair for this kind of comedy -- Melvyn Douglas and Myrna Loy, say -- this would have been a major title. As it is, watch it for the script and the texture of its era.