The Tenderfoot (1932)

Vivien Oakland: Miss Martin

Quotes 

• Miss Martin : Is this what I'm asked to give a performance in?

  Calvin Jones : Well, what's the matter with it?

  Miss Martin : What's the matter with it? He asks me what's the matter with it! It's impossible! My following, they'll think I'm insane. I look like a horse!

  Calvin Jones : Not when you're standing up, you don't.