So you are going to fix everything up by getting good and tight!
[looking at a flaming dish in the kitchen]
Ain't that purdy. I never get tired lookin' at them blue flames.
You best not get tired lookin' at them, sister. You gonna be seeing a lot more of them when you passes on!
[speaking of his drunken son to Judge Brandon and Major Randolph after dinner]
Republican tendencies, George, that's what's the matter.
I never knew a Republican who could hold more than a pint.
See here, Major Randolph, do you still cling to that outrageous custom of yours not having your champagne chilled?
Wouldn't drink ice cold wine no more than I'd make love to a spinster lady. The flavor's all freezed out!