- Spanky: Hey, Santa Claus, where ya goin'?
- The burglar: I guess I'm going to jail, son.
- Spanky: I'll come up and see you some time.
- [the short's last line is a reminder of Mae West's most popular quote of "Come up and see me, sometime!"]
- Spanky: [the closing quote said by 'Spanky', 'I'll come up and see you, sometime.' was one of his most popular and repeated quotes]
- Spanky: [Immediately, after Spanky saw Emerson Treacy came in his house and unexpectely dance with Gay Seabrook] Gee! Pop's gone cuckoo!
- Gay, Spanky's mother: [after the quick and short dance is over] Emerson Treacy, are you drunk?
- Emerson, Spanky's father: No.