Dot Clark: I'm your mother, Junior.

Eddie Wilson Jr.: You are my mother?

Dot Clark: That's right.

Eddie Wilson Jr.: How old are you, Mommy?

Dot Clark: 19.

Eddie Wilson Jr.: 19?

Dot Clark: That's right.

Eddie Wilson Jr.: I'm 25 and you're 19. Maybe I'm YOUR mother.

Eddie Wilson Jr.: I wonder what the doctor said to your father when you were born.

Princess Fanya: Why bring that up?

Eddie Wilson Jr.: That's just what I thought.

Eddie Wilson Jr.: Go away! I can't talk to an idiot.

Princess Fanya: Come here! I can!

Princess Fanya: You were wonderful. You not only saved my life but you saved my frankfurters too!

Princess Fanya: Do something! Do something!

Eddie Wilson Jr.: Look out, lady, he'll bite you!

Princess Fanya: If he bites me, I'll bite him back!

Eddie Wilson Jr.: He wants the frankfurter!

Princess Fanya: Let him buy his own frankfurter!