Woman Haters (1934)
Marjorie White: Mary
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Quotes
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Mary : [sings] Oh, I'm in trouble, a lot of trouble, I really don't know what to do. Can I get some help from you?
Tom : Tell me, is it really serious?
Mary : You'll never know how serious.
Jack : Let me help her, she's delirious! Look!
Jim : She's gonna faint...
Tom : Oh no, she ain't!
Mary : Oh, I can't bear it, I can't go on, Won't someone help me to my room? Or I'll go right to my doom...
Tom : Well little girl, if that's the case, I'll go with you almost anyplace.
Mary : Oh, thank you!
Tom : Okay, toots.
Mary : Thank you!
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Jim : Dear, can I ask a little favor of you?
Mary : Why, certainly!
Jim : I want you to promise to keep our marriage a secret. What do you say?
Mary : Why, the idea! Are you ashamed of me? Oh, you're starting out in a nice way!
Jim : It's not that, I might meet some friends on the train that'll try to kid me along.
Mary : I dare them to kid you along!
Jim : Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
Jim : [sings] For you, for you, my life, my love, my all,
Mary : [sings] We'll see the evening twilight falling,
Jim : [sings] I'll come home to you,
Mary : [sings] Calling,
Jim : [sings] Yoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo,
Mary : [sings] You'll croon
Jim : [sings] Ba-ba-ba-boo, boo-boo-boo,
Mary : [sings] A little song about the moon,
Jim : [sings] And when I'm finished with my crooning, on my knees I'll fall,
Mary : [sing together] My life, my love, my all!
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Mary : [Jim moves her to another chair as Tom and Jack enter the room] What does this mean! Are you crazy, or what?
Jim : You fainted, did you forgot?
Jack : What do you think, Tommy?
Tom : It's tommyrot! Come here. Come here!
[Tom drags Jim and Jack out of the room]
Mary : Is there something I can do, dear?
Mary : [by herself] Well, I wonder what that's all about. Is it possible he's a thief? Something tells me this marriage of mine is going to end in grief.
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Tom : [sings] For you, for you my love, my life, my all,
Mary : [sings] We'll see the evening twilight falling,
Tom : I'll come home to you,
Mary : Calling...
Tom : You-hoo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo
Mary : You'll croon,
Tom : Buh-buh-buh-booo...
Mary : A little song beneath the moon,
[Tom whistles silently]
Mary : And when you're finished with your crooning,
Tom , Mary : On my knees I'll fall, My life, my love, my all!
[song ends]
Jim : Come on, explain yourself, and you better do it quick!
Mary : Breaking into my room this way is the lowest kind of a trick!
Jim : But darling...
Jim : Aw, forget it, I thought I was talkimg to you.
Tom : 'Me'? Where do you get that stuff? What are you trying to do?
Jack : What are you doing here with this gal? That's what I want to know!
Tom : Come on outside, and I'll tell you.
Jim : All right, come on, let's go.
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Jim : Where's Jackie?
Mary : [sings] Oh come to me, come to me, tell me I'm your heart's desire, Oh come to me, come to me, Let me feel the bliss of your maddening kiss...
Tom : Open that door, or I'll break it down!
[Tom and Jim knock loudly on the door]
Mary : Oh!
Tom : Remember, you're a Woman Hater!
Mary : [Mary tries to find a hiding place for Jack] Oh! Okay, under there. Under here!
Tom : You can't get away with it!
[Tom and Jim engage in a brief face-slapping fight]
Mary : Oh! Play dead, play dead!
[Jack lies down on the couch; Tom and Jim finally break the door down]
Mary : Shh, the poor boy is ill. Be quiet till he awakes.
[Mary slaps Jack and he falls asleep]
Mary : Fever, he's hot.
Tom : Don't worry.
Tom : [sings] I got what it takes to cure him.
Mary : Don't you dare strike him!
Jim : What's the matter? Do you like him?
Mary : If you dare to lay a hand on him, I'll scream!
[Tom pushes Mary aside, then starts pounding Jack's chest and poking his eyes]
Jim : [Tom pinches and slaps Jim's nose] Ow!
Jack : Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!
[Tom slaps Jack on the forehead]
Tom : Come on now, scram you mugs! Did you hear what I said?
[Jim and Jack leave]
Tom : [to Mary] And don't disturb us again, we're going to bed!
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Tom : [slaps Jack] Who asked you to come out of your room? What are you doing? Who are you looking for?
Jim : Let me out! Let me at him!
Mary : Oh, a couple of acrobats!
[Jim, Tom and Jack get into their beds]
Mary : Now you pay attention and you might get a big surprise! I'll relieve your tension by telling you that I'm wise! This man's my husband, we got married a couple of hours ago, and the agreement that you fellas signed is false and it don't go, 'cause every one of you cheated! I can prove it and I know! Move over!
Jim : Move over?
