Bert Keeler: Well of all the dumb guys...

Snoop: Don't worry about Corbett, she won't tip the gag, she said so.

Bert Keeler: Just the same I gotta find out who this Arlette dame is that Gordon's got signed up.

Snoop: Well whadda ya want me to do?

Bert Keeler: Go down to the ocean and pull a wave over your head!

Sally Burke: Why don't you go back and see Gordon?

Irene Foster: I will not!

Sally Burke: You *came* here to see him, didn't you?

Irene Foster: Yes, but I still have a little pride left.

Ted Burke: So's Gandhi, but he's getting awful thin.