Ben McClure: Howdy, Bates. How's the undertaking business?

Bates: Oh, this town is too healthy. If something don't happen soon, I'll have to vamoose.

Ben McClure: [shooting at cowboy's feet] Now, dance!

John Mason: [responding to a threat from Ben] You and whose army?

Ben McClure: [dying] It's gettin' dark, John.

John Mason: You must be the joker in the deck.

Ben McClure: Well, one things for certain. I ain't the queen.

John Mason: Well, I'm not so sure. You're acting like an old woman.