- Perishot: Please, Monsieur Charlier. You know that kissing is not hygienic. Doctors claim that millions die each year from kissing.
- Eugene Charlier: [kissing Mimi] Oh, yes? But what a pleasant way to die! Darling, kill me quick!
- Baroness Genevieve Cassini: Rene, why don't you marry, get yourself a wife of your own, and leave me alone?
- Marquis Rene de Lac: If I can't be happy with another man's wife, how can I be happy with one of my own?
- Eugene Charlier: That's It! A betrayed husband, under certain conditions, can remain a tragic figure. But a husband who can be laughed at is only a fool.