- Anne, Queen of Anesthesia: From whence came you?
- Duke of Durham: Paris.
- Baron of Graymatter: Show her the postcards.
- [Moe slaps Curly's head]
- Anne, Queen of Anesthesia: And what were you doing in Paris?
- Count of Fife: Oh, looking over the Paris sites.
- Count of Fife: [watching two men wrestle] I'll bet on the little guy.
- Duke of Durham: How much?
- Count of Fife: Three thousand guineas, two geese and a duck.
- Duke of Durham: That's a fowl bet.
- [Moe bonks Larry on the head]
- Count of Fife: What'cha do with the Queen?
- Baron of Graymatter: Maybe he trumped her!
- [Moe smacks Curly in the head]