Ants in the Pantry (1936)

Moe Howard: Moe

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Quotes 

• Gawkins - the Butler : ...and above all, don't be conspicuous!

  Moe : Hey, if that conspicerous means what I think it does, I may have to punch you right in the nose.

  Curley : Pipe down, it's derived from the Latin, no canna speaka da Ingalish.

• Moe : [Larry has a bear trap to carry on the Stooges way to the mansion] 

  [to Larry] 

  Moe : Hey, what's with the bear trap?

  Larry : You never know when we will meet up with a bear.

  Moe : Well, meet my bare hand!

  [slap] 

  Moe : Get out!

• Moe : If people ain't got ants, they ain't got ants, that's all!

  A. Mouser : So you give them ants, und mice, und moths, all sroough the houses; you Dummkopfs!

• Moe : [hitting on a waitress at a fancy party]  You know, all my life I've dreamed of loving a girl like you.

  [Moe closes his eyes, and the waitress takes the opportunity to leave] 

  Moe : And I never believed in love at first sight until this very minute. Kiss me. Aw, kiss me.

  [Curley leans in and kisses Moe] 

  Curley : Anything else, sir?

  Moe : [opening his eyes and seeing Curley]  I'm poisoned!

• Curley : What does he think I am, a rat?

  Moe : Yeah, what about it?

  Curley : Well, he don't have to tell everybody.