The Bohemian Girl (1936)

Harry Bowen: Drunk

Quotes 

• Drunk : Hello, strangers. What are you doin' in the village?

  Stanley : Why, we're a coupla gypsies and we're tryin' to make an honest living.

• Drunk : Oh, gypsies, eh? Can you tell fortunes?

  Stanley : [pointing to Ollie]  He can't, but I can.

  Drunk : Good! Say, there's a coupla things that I'd like to know. And if you can tell me, I'll pay you well.

  Stanley : All right! Your eyes are the windows of your soul. And to know all, I must touch your eyes. Watch closely. Close your eyes, slowly - slowly - slowly - slowly. Shut.

  Drunk : Well, what do you see?

  Stanley : [while picking his pocket]  I see a long woman and a dark journey. That's all I see.

  Drunk : Ahhh! Trifle! A long woman in a dark journey. Say, I wouldn't give you one ducat for a fortune like that. Ha! What you mean is a long woman with a tall journey.