Michael 'Mike' Anthony: [Putting Sally in a closet] If anybody comes, make a noise like a broom.
Sally Parker: May I have a cigarette? Or do they have little capsules of poison in them?
Sally Parker: I wish things would stop happening to me!
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: [Barney is tied to a chair, lying on the floor and talking to his copy desk on the phone. As Mike and Sally untie the knots, he spells Mike's name, to share the by-line, into the phone] M for maniac.
Sally Parker: I for I love you, darling.
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: I for I love you darling. C for crackpot.
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: H for how soon are we going to get married?
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: H for how soon are we going to get mar... No, I'm not drunk.
Sally Parker: A for any time you say.
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: A for any time you say. Aw, shut up!
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: I'm stickin' like summer underwear.
Editor Lees Berger: Will Old World sophistication win over New World virility?
Fontainbleau Palace Caretaker: We must hurry. At 12 o'clock I turn into a pumpkin.
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: Woman, thy name is screwball!
Sally Parker: They put my impacted wisdom tooth on the front page, this should make newspaper history.
Sally Parker: He was to be my escape. And instead he turned out to be...
Fontainbleau Palace Caretaker: May you find great joy in your return to Fontainbleau.
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: Baby, you call the shots and I'll pull the trigger.
Hotel switcboard operator: Are all newspapermen lunatics?
Editor Lees Berger: What a man, Anthony. He's making newspaper history. If the circulation department don't erect him a statue, I'll dip myself in bronze.
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: I believe you, Anthony. You hope.
Editor Lees Berger: I give up. A lot of unwholesome racketeers have crept into this business. It's no place for an honest man.
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: Now, before we go into anything else, I need you to know that I quit that glass bottom boat they call "The Chronicle."
Sally Parker: You quit? Oh, no, how could you?
Michael 'Mike' Anthony: But you said...
Sally Parker: Oh, never listen to what I say. I learned that a long time ago.
Sally Parker: They say that walls have ears. If they could only speak.
Sally Parker: [after the French police refuse to believe her when she tells them the Baron is a spy, the Baron pulls a gun on them all in his limo] I'm so sorry. It slipped my mind. I should have told you about the baron.
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: Even a humming bird will turn and become a vicious monster if given sufficient provocation, Mr. Anthony.
Barnabus W. 'Barney' Pells: I want you to know you're persuading me, but you haven't convinced me.