Three Men on a Horse (1936)

Teddy Hart: Frankie

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Quotes 

• Harry, the Bartender : And to think last week you guys were ordering champagne.

  Frankie : Don't worry! We'll be in the big dough again. A couple of winners and we'll be on Easy Street.

  Harry, the Bartender : Yeah? Sweepin' it.

• Frankie : [Betting on Irma Kay, a longshot]  Ain't she got a chance?

  Gus, a Bookie : Any horse has a chance in a race.

  Frankie : Yeah, that's right.

  Gus, a Bookie : Except Irma Kay. It ain't moved faster than a trot since it was frightened by the first Model T.

• Frankie : Gus went nuts! He thinks we were doping the horses with turpentine!

  Patsy : Depression is over! Look at all that money!

  Frankie : Ain't green is a restful color.

• Mabel : [referring to Erwin's house]  Gee! I'd love to live in a place like this. So quiet and nobody around.

  Frankie : Yeh, I bet not even a hermit comes out this far. It must be dandy in the winter too with the wind whistling through the For Sale signs.

• Frankie : One beer, Harry!

  Harry, the Bartender : [Sarcastically]  Two straws?

• Frankie : I thought you didn't believe in horseracin', Harry?

  Harry, the Bartender : That's before I met Erwin.

• Frankie : Gee, I wish Patsy would show up. Maybe he's got a horse.

  Charlie : Well, if he has, he stole it off a merry-go-round.

• Frankie : Say, where is Patsy anyway?

  Charlie : He went out to liquidate.

  Frankie : Huh? It's taken him a long time, ain't it?

• Charlie : One of them loan shark guys.

  Frankie : He don't look to me like the intellectual type either.

• Frankie : This is the happiest day of my life!

  Patsy : Listen, friends, everyday's going to be like this. Let Morgan keep Wall Street, just give me Erwin!

• Frankie : Where is the joint?

  Erwin Trowbridge : The Holly Cheer Greeting Company, Inc. in the Wedgewood building. Our office is 909.

  Frankie : Oh, I know where it is. I used to know a tomater on the tenth floor.

• Frankie : Read it, Patsy!

  Patsy : "At Christmas tide your hair was gray, But memories chased your cares away, Now lovingly in my simple way, I send you love on Mutter's Day. Mutter's Day, number 16."

  Harry, the Bartender : It sort of gets you, don't it.

  Patsy : And he done it just while he was sittin' there.

  Frankie : Weird, ain't it!

  Patsy : "At Christmas tide your hair was gray, But memories chased your cares away." - - That's literature!

• Patsy : I didn't do a thing to her, but I should have. Can you imagine?

  Frankie : What?

  Patsy : And me thinkin' he was a sap!

  Frankie : She said she was just tryin' to be *nice* to him until you got back!

  Patsy : Nice, is right. It took three weeks and a diamond bracelet to get her that nice to me!