Doug Quintain: [to Atterbury Dodd] Say, honey, if you could cook, I'd marry ya!
Koslofski: Great pictures are not made... they are remade!
Atterbury Dodd: I'm sure we're going to be very happy, Miss Plum.
Mrs. Mack: He's the only trained seal in pictures. He gets more fan mail than Clark Gable.
Atterbury Dodd: [Plum has just thrown him on the floor] Why Miss Plum, you're... you're wonderful!
Lester Plum: I don't see anything wonderful about it, just plain jujistu; a trick of leverage.
Atterbury Dodd: Leverage? The principle of Archimedes, the Greek mathematician.
Lester Plum: Well I don't know anything about that; all I know is it comes in very handy when some guy who's driving you home tries to shift gears with your knee.
Atterbury Dodd: Miss Plum, teach me how to do that
Lester Plum: I taught you how to do the tango, and look what happened. By the way, how'd you make out with that female Casanova?
Atterbury Dodd: Miss Plum, I must insist that you grant Miss Cheri the respect...
Lester Plum: The respect to which she's entitled, is that it? Protecting her against me, huh? And now you want me to teach you jujitsu.
Atterbury Dodd: If you don't mind, Miss Plum.
Lester Plum: It'll be a pleasure!
[grabs him and flips him onto the floor]