Bluebeard's Eighth Wife (1938)

Rolfe Sedan: Floorwalker

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Floorwalker : Bon jour, monsieur. Is there something I could show you?

  Michael Brandon : Pajamas.

  Floorwalker : Will you be so good as to step this way. May I call your attention to the fact that we are featuring a special sale at reduced prices of raincoats, umbrellas, tennis rackets and portable phonographs.

  Michael Brandon : I want some pajamas.

• Floorwalker : May I interest, Monsieur, in a new man's perfume? In these days of greater equality between the sexes, perfume should not be the privilege of ladies only. It is the contention of our management that the man who smells is a thing of the future.

  Michael Brandon : You ought to go a long way.

• Michael Brandon : Who is she?

  Floorwalker : The story writes itself, doesn't it?

  Michael Brandon : What do you mean?

  Floorwalker : Well, a beautiful lady buys a pair of pajamas for a gentleman. She has no husband, she has no brother. Voila!

  Michael Brandon : Woila, what?

  Floorwalker : A lady in love.

  Michael Brandon : Eh! You Frenchmen always think the worst. Maybe it was for an uncle?

  Floorwalker : Oh, no, Monsieur. For an uncle you buy a pipe.