Jean Christy: I'm in love with a man whom I dislike intensely, who'd cheat me, who'd lie to me, whom I wouldn't trust as far as I could throw the Queen Mary. I...

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: You... you don't mean me, do you?

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace: Sarah? Sarah?

Mrs. Sarah Jenkins: What?

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace: Couple'a chumps on the way, wanna get hitched.

Mrs. Sarah Jenkins: At this hour?

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace: Why not? you caught me at half-past two in the morning in a weak moment.

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: What are you crying for, darling?

Lorri Dillingwell: [crying] I'm not crying.

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: Aren't you happy?

Lorri Dillingwell: [sobbing desolately] Yes, I'm happy.

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: Wish you'd stop sniveling, then.

Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: Mr. Jenkins, I don't want to embarrass you, but they really want to get married first.

[slips money into Mr. Jenkins's hand]

Silas Jenkins, Justice of the Peace: Oh, I see, sparring for your liberty, eh? Well, I don't blame you, I don't blame you...

Robert Kensington 'Bob' Lansford: You know Miss Christy?

Patterson 'Pat' Buckley: Why yes, she helped me out with my pants this evening.

Lorri Dillingwell: What?