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  • Spondonman20 June 2004
    Ask a policeman has always suffered from close comparison with Oh, Mr. Porter! and is therefore (unfairly) usually considered an inferior film. On its own it would stand up very well, with plenty of gags to the minute and set-pieces all working throughout, but because the plot was a retread from the previous classic it tends to be forgotten. And it's a pretty direct lifting at times, too! However, the gags do work and are different to reflect the slightly different situations the characters find themselves in and this alone can sustain the interest.

    Instead of being railway employees at a lonely railway station up against smugglers this time they're police officers at a lonely police station up against smugglers.

    In other words it's a beautiful re-run of OMP, but after watching it you can still think of just how inventive Val Guest, Marriott Edgar and Sidney Gilliat were in the screenplay, just how versatile Hay, Moffat and Marriott were in their portrayals of the Superior, Albert and Jerry and what a marvellous bookend this is for Oh, Mr.Porter!
  • This is another excellent little film from the great Will Hay, the English comic genius that no-one today has ever heard of!

    I only saw this because HMV record shop (in the UK) were selling off tons of Will Hay DVDs at £6.99 each - what better chance than to discover anew the great Will Hay. I didn't even think that Will Hay would be available on DVD, yet there are many.

    The three-man team of Hay, Marriott, and Moffatt are brilliant as usual, just a bunch of bumbling clowns pretending to themselves that they know what they're doing. Of course, by pure luck, they manage to catch the villains and do themselves credit.

    Interesting shots of Brooklands racing circuit in the pre-War years (this circuit remains but has been chopped up in parts).
  • Warning: Spoilers
    In the 1930s the comedy teams that enjoyed the most popularity in the U.S and possibly England were the Marx Brothers and Laurel and Hardy, especially as Stan Laurel was a British citizen by birth. But the English could point to their own master trio of comedians who made over six films together: Will Hay, Moore Marriott, and Graham Moffatt. Hay has been compared to Groucho Marx as both are the "authority figures" who ooze incompetence (but are sharp anyway). There the similarities really end - Marriott always played Harbottle, and aged, toothless man who really does not fit as the counterpart of Chico, and Moffatt is the fat young man who is actually sharper than Hay but moves to his own speed and agenda. Here, when confronted with a furious chief constable for the county that the three are policemen in, Moffatt finds his girlfriend is ready for a night at the pictures and politely wishes the angry official a good night while he takes her out. Harpo might have done something like that but faster and without words.

    Hay, as Chief Dudfoot, has just got national attention for having the best record for over a decade of no crime being committed in his township. Unfortunately this is not due to diligence but to slackness and even some dishonesty (as he denies any poaching in his district we see Marriott and Moffatt passing with some dead birds and guns by the open window in the background). However, except for some blundering by the three with the printed script the BBC gave Hay, and some nearly too true comments by Marriott, the radio broadcast is a success. Even some local worthies, such as the local squire are there to share in the moment. Then the broadcast is ended suddenly.

    Unfortunately the broadcast has brought the situation of how the police under Hay have really worked to the Chief Constable. He figures that it just does not make sense that absolutely no crime has been committed in the last decade. He sends a warning of a surprise visit. Naturally Hay and his deputies decide to do something to show they are doing their job - setting up a speed trap. Of course they really do not know anything about speed traps, and allow one young man to leave who lacked his driver's license or car insurance information (he never even got insured), while the second person they catch (and knock out) is...yes, the Chief Constable.

    The film follows the foredoomed attempts by Hay, Marriott, and Moffatt to get something accomplished - in this case trying to look like they are succeeding in tracking down local smugglers. But they keep running into all sorts of problems concerning a mysterious beacon light (that looks like it was located at the roof of their police station), and a ghostlike hearse driven by a headless horseman (Desmond Llewellen, later to be "Q" in the first James Bond films, actually is the headless horseman but another actor is supposed to be the horseman later on). One of the best moments is when Hay learns from Marriott of an old rhyme about a smugglers' cave. Hay has to ask the father of Marriott (he looks so old Hay tells him not to worry about Balaclava!) what the last line is, and hears one of the most ridiculous concluding lines of a four line piece of poetry ever spoken.

    There are other gems. Looking in old record books for some crime to create a crime wave with Hay reads about one poor soul who stole one sheep and was drawn and quartered two centuries before. Then he reads of a contemporary who threw his shrew of a wife over a cliff and killed her. He got fined four pence.

    The fun continues to an end where the chase ends at a car testing track with a truck full of contraband pursued by a bus full of people (don't ask) and then the Chief Constable and his men in patrol cars. Even when the cars stop running the chase is left continuing as the film ends. Somehow it is fitting.
  • Ask a policeman, to my mind, is one of the greatest comedies ever made!!! Sure you might not see it on everybody's top 10 comedy lists but that's probably because they have never heard, nor seen the film before!!! Every second has a comic gem, not one minute goes by without an erruption of laughter from it's audience. It truly is one of the most underrated comedies ever made. I suggest you all go seek it out and find this out for yourselves!!!
  • The small English village of Turnbottom Round prides itself on being the safest place in the United Kingdom. All due to the crack law enforcement team of Will Hay and his two second bananas Moore Marriott and Graham Moffatt. In fact they're so good they haven't made any arrests in ten years, didn't even pick up a drunk for a night to sleep it off. They even have a BBC broadcast to celebrate this town and its peaceful nature and peaceful cops.

    But someone decides this little sinecure has gone on long enough. What to do, but create some crime. But these three muck up traffic arrests.

    Their salvation of sorts might be a suspected smuggling ring which has taken advantage of the lax police work and operates with impunity. Not that Turnbottom Round PD does anything really but the bad guys are rounded up in spite of Hay and his staff.

    Some really funny sequences including the BBC broadcast where no one can quite get the use of the microphone right, the search for the smugglers, the attempts at enforcing traffic laws and how that works out and the final chase scene where Turnbottom Round's finest commandeer a bus for their pursuit.

    This nicely done Will Hay comedy could have been a model for Police Academy movies.
  • ben-trovato28 October 2004
    Because "Oh Mr Porter" was filmed two years earlier, it gets more favour from the critics, but although this film was a reworking of that plot, it stands up equally, if not better. -

    There are so many great scenes. My favourite being when Harbottle (Marriott already playing a much older man) takes them to see his father, played by himself. Just shows what a superb actor he was. - The print quality seems a little worse for wear in places. Probably due to over use!
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Will Hay, Graham Moffatt and Moore Marriott star as the police force for the small town of Turnbothom Round in England. The film begins with BBC Radio interviewing the Sergeant (Hay) to discover the force's secret--after all, they've had not a single recorded crime there in over a decade--not even petty ones. Soon, however, it becomes obvious that these policemen not only ignore every crime but often participate in them with gusto as well. This scene where you see Moffatt and Marriott committing the very same crimes the announcers lists is a bit over-done but it did elicit a few giggles.

    Because this disastrous interview brings the incompetence of the force to everyone's attention, their boss, the Chief Constable, back in London, decides to investigate. When the boys learn of this, they feel that if they made a few arrests he'd let them keep their jobs. This is the best part of the film and watching these idiots trying to arrest innocent people is funny. I won't say more--it would spoil the fun. However, suffice to say the Chief Constable is NOT impressed.

    After thoroughly irritating their boss, the trio soon learn of a gang of smugglers. Perhaps if they can catch them they can STILL keep their jobs--and perhaps even be heroes. But, naturally, they muck it up and the coppers think THEY are the crooks. Can the bumblers somehow save themselves? This is a cute but very uneven movie. Some of the humor is a bit obvious and the ending (with the BAD use of a rear projection of race cars) is terrible. Still, there are enough laughs to make it all worth seeing. Oh, and like most of the Gainsborough Films, this one is in the public domain and can be downloaded from the link on IMDb. Also, I wonder if perhaps this film was some of the inspiration for the recent film "Hot Fuzz"--as there are quite a few similarities--though "Fuzz" is clearly a superior movie. Also, although I have no idea if this was intended, but "Ask a Policeman" seems almost like a British Three Stooges film--with Hay clearly in the role of Moe--but without all the slapping and poking.

    By the way, for the non-Brits who need more information, the "Domesday Book" that they mention in passing is a survey done for William the Conqueror. While it's dull reading today (and practically unreadable due to the archaic language), it is super-important for historians. Also, Guy Fawkes Day is a celebration of the apprehension and execution of Guy Fawkes and his co-conspirators. They had planned on blowing up Parliament! This is today commemorated with fireworks, bonfires and is a great excuse to get drunk and have a good time.
  • What a comedy! This is a movie that had me laughing from beginning to end. Even after all these years the one line gags from Will Hay are superbly timed. The movie plot about smugglers is good but all three main characters make this film a real hoot as local village policemen. I have this on video and watch it regularly if I need a laughter pick-me-up! Classic line, they need to arrest someone to prove the village needs a local bobby, Moffatt suggests Guy Faulkes, to which Will Hay replies "he's not a criminal, he invented fireworks" brilliant!

    Please watch it, you'll love it.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    As an American who has studied British film in various ways over the past decades, I cannot judge this the way that I would like to on my first viewing. I found some of the dialect difficult to understand either due to the age of the film or the particular accents used by the actors based upon where they were from. For me however, it is a combination of the Keystone Cops and a Scooby-Doo cartoon with its use of slapstick, verbal cracks and a spectacular use of trick photography involving the mysterious cart that has the policeman here, led by veteran actor Will Hay, initially running scared but later out to find out what the heck is actually going on involving a headless phantom.

    My exposure to British comedy made prior to classic TV series I grew up with ("Monty Python's Flying Circus", "Are You Being Served?", etc.) has been limited to a few "Old Mother Riley" low budget comedies, some of the Arthur Askey films shown on TCM, the Ealing films with Alec Guinness, and a few of the "Carry On!" series. However, in watching much of the other classic British cinema, I have picked up a thing or two about British trends and lingo, so I will definitely revisit this and look at other films starring Will Hay. I will say though as a student of comedy going back to my childhood, this is the type of film that would have caught my attention had it been on TV, having been a fan of farce and slapstick going back to that period of my life.

    In reading commentary on this film, I was looking forward to the presence of the headless carriage driver and found that whole part in keeping with my taste in comedy. Much of what happened up to that point was the frustration of the police that pretty much nothing was happening in their community and the sudden shock of an actual police required situation was ironically funny. The way it was presented was certainly in line with the "Scooby-Doo" cartoons of my youth making me wonder if the creators of that American animated series had by chance seen this. At any rate, funny is funny no matter what country it comes from and what language is spoken, and this is definitely a film and style of comedy that I consider truly laugh inducing.
  • Turnbotham Round has no crime, something that becomes common knowledge after a radio programme is broadcast from the village. Upon hearing this broadcast, the top brass at Scotland Yard send word that if there is no crime there, then why employ policemen to police the village? Realising that their good lives are about to come to an end, inept coppers Dudfoot (Will Hay), Brown (Graham Moffatt) and Harbottle (Moore Marriott) set about making some arrests. What they hadn't bargained for was the uncovering of a smuggling ring and the unleashing of the phantom headless horseman.

    Much like Will Hay's Good Morning, Boys (1937) followed a similar formula to that of one of his earlier pictures, Boys Will Be Boys (1935), so it be with Ask A Policeman in that it has close links with critics fave, Oh Mr. Porter! (1937). However, that in no way is a bad thing because Ask A Policeman is utter joy from start to finish. In fact I would go so far as to say that the writing is actually better here. With a writing team consisting of Marriott Edgar, Sidney Gilliat, Val Guest and J.O.C. Orton, it's no wonder that the gags come thick and fast and still hold up over 80 years later.

    Marcel Varnel once again directs Hay and his blunderingly magnificent sidekicks, Marriott and Moffatt, and each of them are on terrific form as they within a heartbeat lurch from incredulity to stupidity. They are helped by the story and its delightful supernatural set ups. These coppers have been having it easy for so long they have forgotten just what it takes to be a copper. More content with bending the rules for an easy life (note some nice satire in the writing), these guys are suddenly faced with the supernatural and actual real crime. Something they are delightfully unable to properly cope with. From trying to set up a roadside speeding arrest to an attempt at solving an ancient smugglers rhyme, Ask A Policeman, courtesy of an across the board team on fire, is to my mind one of the greatest British films of all time. So pay attention to the jokes and admire the visual comedy that goes with them, and then hopefully you too will appreciate just what genius Hay and his cohorts brought to British comedy between 1936 to 1940. 10/10
  • Warning: Spoilers
    ASK A POLICEMAN is a dated but likeable star vehicle for the once-popular British comedy actor Will Hay. Here, he plays a village policeman who has to engage with a smuggling crimewave with the aid of his two goonish companions. It's a light and silly little affair, very domestic in feel, that nonetheless provides a neat counterpart to the crude, cynical comedy of modern cinema. It's the first Will Hay film I've seen and I thoroughly enjoyed it; the situations are suitably bizarre, the antics fitfully amusing, the one-liners genuinely funny. And it's oh-so-British in feel.
  • I have to admit I enjoyed this old British comedy from the Thirties. Some of the one-liners made me howl. I especially enjoyed Graham Moffat as the fat and high-pitched voice. The ending put me in mind of the 3 Stooges as the three English bobbies run away from the mess they had created. I came across this gem on you tube and I intend to watch the rest of the series that starred Will Hays, a long forgotten comic star from a long forgotten time period in film history. It was felt by many people in Hollywood that English and European humor just didn't transfer well across the Atlantic Ocean, but films like 'Ask a Policeman' proves that theory wrong.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    Turnbotham Round is the envy of Britain. The absence of crime there is such that the BBC themselves have come to make a programme about the place, specifically Sergeant Dudfoot (English comedian, actor, author, film director and amateur astronomer Will Hay). 10 years have passed since any crime was reported, and while Dudfoot is being congratulated for lack of poaching activity in the area, his two colleagues march past the window laden with game. Such unfortunate coincidences are the backbone of Hay's comedy. His colleagues are Hay regulars, precocious schoolboy type Albert Brown (Graham Moffatt) and diminutive, wittering old man Jerry Harbottle (Moore Marriot).

    The turn-side to their crime-free village is that the authorities begin to feel that three policemen are unnecessary. Wary of losing their jobs, which comprise of doing nothing in particular except arguing in quick-fire chatter, the trio go about inventing crimes, unaware that a smuggling caper is going on right under their noses. As a cover for their nefarious activities, the gang exploit the local legend of the headless horseman. Conveniently - and hilariously - a rhyme regarding the horseman contains a reference, in its elusive last line, to a cave where the smuggling activities are taking place.

    It's the headless horseman that earns this dated cavalcade of squeaky chit-chat, comedy sniffs and funny walks any connection to the world of horror. It is surprisingly well realised, and the first of its fleeting appearances are steadily built up by whispered forebodings of the nature of its curse, and the blazing 'phantom hearse' it travels around the night in. ("Look at the driver's head." "What's wrong with his head?" "He hasn't got one!")

    Hay is best known for being the head of this particular team: in real life, the private and serious man didn't want to be part of an ensemble, and dumped them when he moved from his prolific phase with Gainsborough films, with future side-kicks including John Mills and Charles Hawtrey.

    The comedy seems very stagey today, very pantomime-esque and too 'large' for the small screen. It is silly rather than sophisticated, and not without a large degree of charm, even a few laugh-out-loud moments - mainly due to the dialogue between the three leads, in a finely timed barrage of misunderstandings.

    Harbottle: Help! Help! Police! Dudfoot: Shut up, you old idiot. We are the police.
  • It has been rightly said that Will Hay and his two sidekicks, the geriatric and the juvenile, never went on to do anything better than this. But it does not mean that the film has weathered well since.

    The comic trio are acting as the local police force in a village that has been crime-free for ten years, supposedly thanks to their efforts, but also putting them at risk of redundancy. So they have to fabricate some crime in order to save their jobs. This leads to a traditional smuggler's cove adventure, where the location of the booty is hidden in the last line of an old verse that only the geriatric's super-geriatric father can just remember, after a lot of prodding. Predictably they run into the middle of a real crime in progress, and are temporarily overpowered and locked up in their own cell. How they escape from the cell is hilarious, though we can't reveal it here.

    Otherwise the gags are rather limp, and the action quite confusing. How they end up on the racetrack at Brooklands is pretty contrived, though it makes fun watching. And even audiences of the time had probably learned to mistrust the smoothie-gent with the neat moustache, so you won't be surprised that not all is what it seems in the social hierarchy of the village.

    Hay was the third most popular comedian in England when this film came out, but Hitler invaded Poland the same week, and everything - including humour - would change irrevocably. At times, he seems to think he's still doing his schoolmaster music-hall sketch that had taken him around the world for so long. (Police do not usually stand by the roadside discussing mental arithmetic.) Also his fake bald patch is so obvious, we can't think why he wanted it in the first place. But he was an odd fish anyway, whose unfinished memoirs were called 'I Enjoyed Every Minute'. That is not how the rest of the cast remembered him at all.
  • heedarmy5 February 2000
    Will Hay's best-known film is the classic "Oh, Mr Porter" but this one isn't far behind. Hay is cast in his favourite role ; a seedily incompetent authority figure who conceals his uncertainty behind bluster and bombast.

    This is one of those rare films where the plot is almost an intrusion ; who cares about a smuggling ring in rural England, when we can instead enjoy the antics of Hay and his cohorts, playing possibly the most inept police team in the history of law enforcement. Their attempts to set a speed trap, and then to justify their results to an irate motorist, may be the high spot of the film.
  • CinemaSerf14 November 2022
    This is possibly my favourite outing for Will Hay, with this time a strong supporting cast to help him along with this daft adventure caper. He is "Sgt. Dudfoot" who along with "Albert" (Graham Moffatt) and "Harbottle" (Moore Marriot) have recently been on the radio from their crime-free village. They didn't quite think it through, though, as soon they realise that they might well have talked themselves out of a job. Solution? Well let's invent some crimes! That they do with, as you'd expect, comical results. Thing is, some real criminals are taking advantage of these hapless buffoons and smuggling barrels of booze from right under their noses. Can they get a grip on things, apprehend those varmints and save their posts? Moore Marriott 's engaging "Harbottle" could easily have been the model for Wilfred Brambles' later characterisation of "Steptoe" and together with his two cohorts and with some creative input from Marcel Varnel and Sidney Gilliat we end up with an enjoyable eighty minutes of typically British humour. It has traces of slapstick, but it is essentially the quickly-paced patter and the fun dynamic between the three that keeps this moving well and entertainingly. Sure, some of the jokes were probably corny even then, but if you enter into the spirit of it, then I think you will enjoy it.
  • sol-13 December 2005
    The primary cast and crew of the British comedy classic 'Oh, Mr. Porter!' are teamed up again in this film that has performances that are just as delightful, and humour that is just as charming. Upon comparison with 'Oh, Mr. Porter!' it is easy to dismiss this film as its inferior, however it is in fact almost up to the same quality. The film is often hilarious in the first half, and in the second half there are suspense elements well worked into the plot. Some of the lines are hysterically funny, and Graham Moffatt has hardly been better, playing the smartest, but yet also the slackest, of the bunch. No one does ineptitude as well as Will Hay, and this film is further proof of this. Moore Marriott is delightful as always and has an amusing second role here. The film's technical side may be no match for the technical side of 'Oh, Mr. Porter!', but no doubt a lot of care and consideration was taken to scout out all the appropriately dark settings. The gags are most of the storyline and the subject matter is too slim for a full-length film, but for what it is, the film is excellent and immensely entertaining along the way. Simple comedies, and old British comedies, hardly get better than this.
  • mac-hawk5 October 2010
    Will Hay was never better than when he was working with Graham Moffatt and Moore Marriot, both of whom had such a rapport with him (or his character) that it really is hard not to be charmed by the trio.

    It's a familiar and obvious plot that Hay used to it's best - incompetent authoritative figure gets in a mess with the help of his two stooges, falls out with the boss (Chief Constable), is taken advantage of by the locals (smugglers) but eventually wins the day.

    This is a joy from start to finish and very, very nearly matches Oh Mr Porter. There's gags from the very start to the very end.

    A piece of classic entertainment with the virtue of being free from sex, violence and swearing. They don't make like this anymore I'm sorry to say.
  • Wacky British humor abounds in this story of three bumbling policemen (including a very old man and a very overweight youth) who run the tiny station in the quiet (so quiet there's nothing out at night except, of course, the night-riding "Headless Horseman") English village of Turnbottom Round where there has not been a single arrest made in over ten years. Promoting with pride this lack of crime on a radio program one evening, the next day the station gets a notice from the chief constable that their station is no longer needed, the policemen working there to be "retired or transferred". So - our three officers come up with the idea to *create* some crime, first putting up a local "speed trap", then later getting mixed up with a gang of real smugglers.

    This film is, yes, quite silly, but very entertaining and amusing - boosted up considerably by the three actors who play the policemen. They seem to have a real camaraderie and rapport with each other, all look like they're having a great deal of fun making this. One very funny scene has the oldest policeman visiting, of all things, his even older father - played by the same actor, dressed up in bed with long white beard. One missed bit of humor I thought they could have done here though - they mention that the father still has a living wife and I thought it would have been funny if they had the same actor dress as her too and come out into the room. In fact, that is what I was expecting when the woman was mentioned, but it didn't happen - ah well. A quite humorous and enjoyable film.
  • Warning: Spoilers
    There is a kind of English comedy, hugely popular in the 1930s, that seems grimly alien to us now. George Formby, Arthur Askey, Gracie Fields, Jessie Matthews and others were massive stars then, but their films were just extensions of their music hall acts, with the sketch-like frames of poor verbal play, cosy ideology, silly accents and bumbling slapstick stretched out into a narrative format, which only further lays bare their datedness.

    One could argue that the same went for the Marx Brothers, with one crucial difference. They were funny. And inventive. Two crucial differences. For a truly innovative use of the music hall ethos, one must look to Hitchcock's English films. It's hard to believe that these Victorian relics were being made at the same time as sophisticated modernist masterpieces like BRINGING UP BABY. Nowadays they are cheap fodder for the likes of Paul Whitehouse.

    There is one exception to all this, Will Hay, who remains as peerlessly funny today as he did in his Hayday (sorry). Well, I think so: my wife walked out after ten minutes. Why has he survived? His films are slightly better constructed than those of his peers, with director Varnel not content with simply filming theatre. But the plots consist of the same sketch-like format, with Hay and his two cronies, Graham Moffatt and Moore Marriot, both acting as characters in a comedy, and grandstanding to a perceived music hall audience. Much of the comedy seems similar and faded too, as to be almost cosily familiar.

    I think there are two reasons why Hay survives so well. One is the Hay persona. Usually playing authority figures - policemen, schoolteachers, railway station managers etc. - he created a character that had an element of WC Fields misanthropy laced with an ineptness, a seediness, a megalomania, a greed, a desire to evade duty and yet reap as many rewards as possible, an underlying selfish contempt, and, most importantly, a freedom from sentimentality, that is strikingly modern. He doesn't sing for his supper like Formby, he doesn't try to ingratiate: he is often grotesque and unpleasant, indifferent to what we think; but he has a literal, almost honest, expedience that makes him oddly endearing.

    The power of this persona, and the second reason for his continued immortality, is that it can act as a weopon of satire on two fronts. Firstly on the characters he plays. Here, as the title suggests, he is a policeman, in a sleepy English village which has an astonishing crime-free record for the past ten years. This is due less to vigilant law enforcement than the fact that Hay ignores crime and that he and his men are involved in all kinds of petty illegalities themselves. The film opens with a dire warning of widespread crime in England, and it seems we're in for a conservative picture, but the locus of criminality here is with the law.

    The second kind of subversion is practised by these corrupt policemen. The peace and well-being of any society depends on the efficiency of its police force, whose success becomes a mirror of stability. The distorted mirror offered here reflects a topsy-turvy world where nothing is what is seems. There is much play in the film with mirrors and signs, with uniforms and social statuses shown to be arbitrary constructions - local aristocrats are ruthless smugglers etc. The credit sequence emphasises this, and the policemen are constantly rearranging signs, destroying the stability of society for their own ends (see the brilliant traffic-speeding episode).

    These are inept, simple-minded policemen, and to dominate their plot, they have to make the world in their own crazy image, as shown in the remarkable chase finale, which results in the astonishing sight of a packed bus chasing a smuggling truck on an operative racing track. Yet even success here for the policemen does not result in normality and resolution - their ineptness and greed has totally unpended notions of law and order, and they become caught in a circular hell of their own making.

    POLICEMAN is a wonderful comedy, directed with surprising imagination. The plot is a direct rip-off of Hay's masterpiece, OH! MR PORTER, with dozy professionals outwitting the supernatural and smuggling. The Headless Horseman here is much more frightening than anything in SLEEPY HOLLOW, and the kickstarting of a ghost story element into a hitherto casual plot is very effective. There is some lovely satire of the BBC's pretensions to being the voice of Britain, its metropolitan patronising of yokels and its contrivance of 'reality'.

    The immortal trio are at their narrow-minded best, performing a deceptively varied range of comedy - from slapstick to farce to CARRY ON-style doubles entendres - with practiced, thrilling ease. I'd love to know how this kind of comedy translates to America - the absurdity, proto-deconstruction, daft high-pitched voices and elaborate set-pieces would leave a surprising imprint on the mighty MONTY PYTHON.
  • AAdaSC27 January 2024
    1/10
    Don't
    This film had a good idea, ie, a village where there is no crime that suddenly has to make up some crime or the police station that employs 3 policemen will have to close. So, we follow the 3 policemen - sergeant Will Hay, young Graham Moffatt (Albert) and elderly Moore Marriott (Harbottle) as they come up with ideas to arrest people. There is great scope for comedy situations and we get some funny ideas, eg, when they agree to arrest someone for speeding. The guy is well under the speed limit but all 3 agree that he was doing 60 mph and need to arrest him. Ha ha. Corruption in the police force is no new thing.

    This would usually score points from me for a film. However, the film is just unwatchable and I had to remove it after about half an hour. I just couldn't go on and neither could my wife. You are assaulted by the harsh, high-pitched tones of the voices of each of the police characters that grates and irritates. What horrible sounds to listen to. Then there is a big red line with me that is the acting of Moore Marriott. He plays his part as a cheeky, lovable old man that RUNS everywhere instead of walking. No old man runs everywhere. They all walk. Just watch how he is always running. It is so stupid and I had enough and had to stop the film. So, what could have been quite a funny film is just unwatchable.

    One point of interest is that the girl in the picture frame of Gainsborough pictures - the logo at the beginning of the films made at this studio - has a part in the film. Glennis Lorimer (Emily) who plays Moffatt's girlfriend.
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    This film isn't particularly subtle -- indeed, it often milks its own over-the-top effects, as in the 'storm' and scream that precede the arrival of the Headless Horseman into the plot. But the script contains a lot of truly cringeworthy (and laugh-out-loud) puns, the scenario is often ridiculous (and in a good way), and the teamwork between the three main actors is admirable.

    It's not sophisticated fare: as a Saturday matinée, it's excellent entertainment, and often very funny. From the moment the title music started up, richly evocative of its period, I was sure I was in for a good time, and the film didn't disappoint. The audience of all ages appeared to enjoy it very much, although some of the innuendo clearly floored the younger members... Perhaps the highlight of the chase sequence was the scene in which the 'heroes' steal a London bus in which to pursue their quarry, only for it to fill up with bemused passengers every time they are stopped by traffic!
  • Not only as good as his more famous Oh Mr Porter, but virtually the same plot. It worked two years ago so why change it? If anyone thinks Britain took itself to seriously, they should watch this. One of Will Hay's best.
  • This Will Hay film is just too goofy not to be good. Hay plays his namesake character to the hilt. He is police Sergeant Samuel Dudfoot. And, his two finest compatriots of comedy join him in this over the top farce about the police force – at least, that in the rural parts of England. Graham Moffatt is the young Constable Albert Brown and Moore Marriott is the toothless and ancient Constable Jeremiah Harbottle.

    The rest of the cast are fine in their roles, but this film is mostly full of these three characters and their inept jobs as the protectors of the local citizenry. The plot is outlandish from the start. This is one just to watch for the laughs.
  • Scotthannaford118 August 2006
    8/10
    good
    Warning: Spoilers
    Watch Hay's face as they walk through the flooded cave and he obviously steps into a hidden hole and says "oh, there's a hole" as he glares at the cameraman and director! Definitely not scripted!

    Watch Hay's face as they walk through the flooded cave and he obviously steps into a hidden hole and says "oh, there's a hole" as he glares at the cameraman and director! Definitely not scripted!

    Watch Hay's face as they walk through the flooded cave and he obviously steps into a hidden hole and says "oh, there's a hole" as he glares at the cameraman and director! Definitely not scripted!

    Watch Hay's face as they walk through the flooded cave and he obviously steps into a hidden hole and says "oh, there's a hole" as he glares at the cameraman and director! Definitely not scripted!
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