Penny: [sternly] When are you going to stop sliding down the banister?

Buff Masters: [excitedly] When they stop making 'em.

Nan Masters: [after the Judge and Nan have dealt with the problem that is Gabriel Lopez] I'm very sorry, Henry. Could you come to dinner tomorrow night?

Judge Henry Hornsby: I'm afraid not. I'm contemplating having a stroke.

Penny: [as Tinka, who along with her sisters is giving Sam a shave, dips a towel into the kitchen sink filled with hot water] Hey, hey, hey! That hot water's for my dishes.

Tinka Masters: This towel is for Sam's face.

Penny: These dishes have been in the family much longer than Sam's face!