King Shaw: The more I know about women, the less I know about women.

Johnny Brett: Maybe someday you'll learn they're not all the same.

Johnny Brett: [singing] So, move Grant's Tomb to Union Square / and put Brooklyn anywhere / but please, please / I'm down on my knees / don't monkey with Broadway!

Johnny Brett: Nice black coffee for that nice black hangover.

Amy Blake, Casey's Secretary: Why, you wear out 50 blondes to one cape.

Bob Casey: You think it needs a new lining?

Amy Blake, Casey's Secretary: You both do.