- [Trying to get the $300 needed to open the school]
- Eileen Eilers: I'm the president of the student body and prepared to make almost *any* sacrifice.
- Pepe: Me too!
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: What's that other college for girls, the one that won't give its right name?
- Harold L. Lister: Won't give its right name?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Smith!
- Manuelito Lynch: Oh, I suddenly realized I am very bored with men. I am not interested with the men.
- Clint Kelly: You belong at Vassar.
- Manuelito Lynch: Yeah!
- Clint Kelly: But I haven't got a band!
- Jojo Jordan: [referring to D. Arnaz] With the possible exception of one or two of us, who has ?
- Jojo Jordan: We also have with us tonight, Yale's famous cross-country punter and safety man, Al...
- Manuelito Lynch: Terwilliger!
- [Rushes over to shake Terwilliger's hand]
- Manuelito Lynch: Well, hey, I was reading you knocked down more passes than anyone in America.
- Jojo Jordan: No, Manuelito, he's second.
- Al Terwilliger: Who's first?
- Jojo Jordan: Ginger Rogers.
- Eileen Eilers: Now, just one more question and we'll know whether you coincide with our type. What do you consider your ultimate goal in life?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: A man.
- Eileen Eilers: Why, that's down right brilliant honey! You're pledged!
- Al Terwilliger: Say, how do you like that beanie system they have around here?
- Manuelito Lynch: We solved the mystery. Didn't we, Al?
- Jojo Jordan: Oh, I thought those were Freshmen caps.
- Al Terwilliger: No, when a girl at this college wears a beanie, it's to warn everybody that she's, eh, well, she's, eh...
- Jojo Jordan: Well, she's a what?
- Manuelito Lynch: Well, eh, its a rather delicate thing to say. She doesn't - eh - neck!
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Is your first name Hamlet, by any chance?
- Clint Kelly: What?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: I've just been wondering, what do you do these days besides talk to yourself?
- Clint Kelly: You know, the 50 yard line is right on the Mexican border. Our team never seems to cross it.
- Jojo Jordan: They're waiting for passports.
- Jojo Jordan: Manuelito! He's playing!
- Clint Kelly: I might of known he'd pull something like this - with all those corn-fed señorita's looking on.
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Look, we meet and meet and meet all over the place. This has been going on all Fall!
- Clint Kelly: Yeah.
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Well, I don't know whether you've noticed or not, but, we never kiss!
- Clint Kelly: Never, what?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Kiss.
- Clint Kelly: We never kiss?
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: That's what I said.
- Clint Kelly: Well, does it bother you? Well, that is...
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Certainly, it bothers me!
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Do you read the newspapers? Carefully?
- Clint Kelly: I never look at them at all, except the Sports pages.
- Consuelo 'Connie' Casey: Don't you care anything about the world we live in? About, life in general?
- Clint Kelly: Why, I like it so much, I won't let the newspapers spoil it for me.
- Jojo Jordan: Maybe we ought to try a pass? First play.
- Clint Kelly: Oh, no! We shouldn't do that until we know them better.
- Al Terwilliger: What are you talking about?
- Clint Kelly: You've got to romance them first.
- Jojo Jordan: Romance? The Tennessee team?
- Clint Kelly: Oh, you're talking about football!
- Clint Kelly: About that game tomorrow, I'm afraid we're not going to be in uniform.
- Jojo Jordan: We're turning in our suits.
- Pepe: You mean you're going to play in the nude?