Bedtime Story (1941)
Robert Benchley: Eddie Turner
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Quotes
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Eddie Turner : Why don't we just get a nice little cell and make faces at each other, huh?
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Jane Drake : But we're giving a farewell party at our apartment. Why don't you join us?
William Dudley : But that's for your theater friends.
Eddie Turner : Oh, they're broadminded. They don't mind bankers.
William Dudley : Thanks, but I can't risk it.
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Luke Drake : And I love her enough not to let her throw her genius away. That's the way I feel abot her and that's the way I expect her to feel about me.
Eddie Turner : You won't toss your genius away, don't worry.
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Eddie Turner , Luke Drake : Wait a minute. I'm going crazy.
Luke Drake : Listen, Eddie, I'm crazy. Everybody says so. I must believe it.
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Eddie Turner : Well, General, how are things in general?
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Luke Drake : [on the phone with the reporter] I don't Know how to put it.
Eddie Turner : Something has gone out of you.
Luke Drake : [holds hand over the phone and turns to Eddie] Get out of here. And don't come back until you bring me an Elsie.
Eddie Turner : A hundred and 18 pounder?
Luke Drake : Right. Get me a full-blown blonde.
[resumes phone conversation]
Luke Drake : Hello, Kitty, uh, let me put it this way - uh, something has gone out of me.
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Eddie Turner : That's the trouble with doors - anyone can come in.
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Luke Drake : Just leave it to King Lucius the First. Lucius the Conqueror.
Eddie Turner : We should have brought our armor, Conk.
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Luke Drake : I want Jane back. I'm lonely.
Eddie Turner : Okay, pay. Make up your mind. Exactly what is it you want back? Jane, your leading lady, or Jane, your wife, huh?
Luke Drake : My wife, naturally. I'm lonely.
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Mac : Hey, Eddie. Keep out of Billy's place tonight. We're raiding it.
Eddie Turner : Billy's? What's that got to do with me?
Mac : Oh, that wouldn't be your grandfather they pour out of there every other morning, would it?
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Emma Harper : Where's he going?
Eddie Turner : California. Didn't you hear him borrow a nickel?
