Tedding: Will you shut up!
Gander: Shut up, sir, Very Good, sir...
[gets a cup]
Gander: If this be a natural thing where do it come from where do it go...
[a book is thrown at him]
Station Master: If this be a natural thing where do it come from, where do it go?
Gander: When the train come tearing and a roaring through the station, with its whiskers blowing and it haunted steam up...
Gander: It's a far far wetter thing I go to.
Gander: Ted Holmes!
Gander: [about a ghost story] As they were pushing the bodies in...
Gander: [about the ghost of Ted Holmes after he trips up] That was his other leg
Gander [telling a story]: Sizzle Sizzle Sizzle. I found out he'd been dead since Clapham Junction.
Julia: The ghost train never comes back.
Gander: You can't stay 'ere!
Gander [telling a story]: [to parrot] I say, I wonder if I could teach you to talk. I wonder if you could say 'Heil Hitler.' Eh? No, not with a beak like that.