[Coates gives Jim his business card]
Coates, Stage Driver: Got another line 'sides drivin' folks. Glad to be a service to ya anytime.
Jim Lawrence: Goodbye, Mr. Motley
Lawyer Eric Motley: Goodbye, Jim! Goodbye, Elanita!
[Jim reads Coates' business card which advertises his services as a Justice of the Peace - weddings five dollars or one heifer]
Elanita Toreno: Well, I'd like to see it too, please!
[Elanita reads the card and then tries to tear it up]
Jim Lawrence: Now wait a minute. You never can tell, we might meet up with someone who's crazy enough to get married sometime.
Elanita Toreno: Crazy? Well, that's a fine thing to say!
Jim Lawrence: As a matter of fact, I'm beginning to get a little dizzy myself.
[the Sheriff's henchmen have botched Jim's murder]
Stan Borden: He's pretty healthy looking for a corpse.
Miguel Garcia: Don Jose made certain promises to his tenants. His will must be read before it is too late!
Jim Lawrence: It's set to be read at four o'clock tomorrow afternoon.
Miguel Garcia: Bueno! Watch yourself every minute. Your death would bring another postponement
Jim Lawrence: Besides being a nuisance to me.
Sheriff Jeffers: He can't be far, men! Spread out! Find him! And when you find him, shoot him on sight!
Stan Borden: I've been looking all over the place for Pancho. Have you seen him?
Pancho: Si, Senor. I've been mending the trousers of Senor Jim. He has big holes where the money goes.
[Jim examines Pancho's handiwork]
Jim Lawrence: Very neat, Pancho, but to help me save money, you'll have to sew up both ends of the pockets.