Monty Hayward: I refuse to be involved in this any further!

Mary Langdon: Is he really going?

Simon Templar, aka The Saint: Yes, as far as the bar.

Rudolph Hauser: Not one of your more successful murders, Templar.

Simon Templar, aka The Saint: I may be able to show you a better one... soon.

Monty Hayward: What's more, you can't hang a man for something he didn't do. I'm not as stupid as you think I am!

Rudolph Hauser: That would be practically impossible.

Gendarme: [At train station] You're under arrest!

Simon Templar, aka The Saint: [looking around] What for?

Gendarme: Murder!

Simon Templar, aka The Saint: [Nonchalantly] Is that all?

Mary Langdon: [after seeing Simon take a set of handcuffs out of his grip] Funny thongs men take on a holiday!

Simon Templar, aka The Saint: Remember, no one is to go into that bathroom except over your dead body!

Monty Hayward: [after a double take] Dead body?

Rudolph Hauser: [to Monty] You know, I can't believe you're quite as stupid as you pretend!