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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : [Being arrested in police station] Call my friend.
Police officer : I don't give a damn.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : But my friend is...
Police officer : Even if he's the Pope!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I don't sleep with the Pope! I'm a God-fearing, decent girl.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Come on, tell me where you're going.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You fool, I'm investigating!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You found a lead?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : I hope so.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You're so clever. My sweetheart has a lead.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Bye, Mila.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Will you be in danger?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : No, no!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You're so brave! I love you so. Will you think of me when you're dead?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Yes.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Your last thought should be of me, because I've always loved you. Up there, you won't find another who'd make you toast and coffee like me.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Don't fret. Good bye, dear.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Good bye, my love.
[pause]
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Did you leave a will?
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I'll pop your blackheads to cheer you up.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Leave me alone.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Just one.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Leave me alone!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You're covered in them.
[She begins squeezing various places on his face]
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : They'll get big and leave pocks. I don't think Mr. Durand lives there.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : He must! Non one had entered or left when Miss Cut was murdered. That hurts!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Hold still. It's like vermicelli.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You're disgusting.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : [Door buzzer sounds] Get the door.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Where's the maid?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I fired her. We had an argument.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You argued?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : She said I was a pain in the neck.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : [pause] Some truths are best left unsaid.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Sergeant, I must say I adore Paris policemen. They're sweet. But not these two! They're like vultures. They can't catch real crooks, so they pounce on poor little me. I didn't do anything!
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I'm after Mr. Durand. I'm like St. Genevieve, defending Paris from Attila the Hun.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : What do they have? Oh, I see. You dirty old man! You're barking up the wrong tree. The casting couch isn't one of my talents!
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You can't arrest me! I'm a singer! What if I catch a cold? My voice! I'll be a laughingstock if this gets out! Don't do this, I'm begging you!
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I know I can be a pest, but I've got a good heart.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : [singing] My heart pounds and pounds, And I don't know why, And I don't know why, And I don't know - wwwwwwwwwwwhy!
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Mademoiselle Cuq : Poor girl, how you must've suffered. You can't count on men. Take it from me.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You should know.
Mademoiselle Cuq : Me?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Your goose is cooked. I'm yet to be plucked.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Who ever heard of a man drinking blood, except among savages?
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : That leaves Mrs. Point.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : A woman didn't do that.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Maybe she's a man. She's so fat, who knows?
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Hardly!
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Anything's possible. If I were you, I'd have her strip. I'd say, "Show us!" and get that settled.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I don't trust doormen. We had one at school. He'd ogle us every morning. We later found out he was a sex maniac.
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Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : An impresario is a wonderful profession. You cultivate talent like a gardener, a pile of manure warming tender shoots.
L'impresario : Thanks.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : I'm like a vine, reaching for the sky. I need support.
L'impresario : Sure.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : You could say I'm America before Columbus. I'm waiting.
L'impresario : For what?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : To be discovered, Christopher.
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L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Where are my pajamas? I'll sleep naked.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Ah, so that's it! There's another woman.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : You've caught me.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Then no soap, no toothbrush.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : I don't care.
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Naturally. You won't wash, neither will the lady. She must be a real pig. Just your type.
L'inspecteur Wenceslas Wens : Listen, Mila. Why are you being so mean?
Mila Malou - la maîtresse tapageuse de Wens : Because I love you!