This is one of those escapist, nonsensical, utterly unrealistic and yes, downright silly movies from a time when the world was anxious. Europe was under Nazi occupation and the US was contemplating its own role in the conflict. Hollywood had become very good at giving Americans just this kind of comic relief. So why should anyone bother with it? Because despite all the silliness the four leads manage to pull it off with great aplomb. Marlene Dietrich is just as exotic and glamorous as she was in 'The Blue Angel' if not more so. She was forty and a show-stopper without compare. How could Fred MacMurray help himself but fall for her. His role here is an early version of his absent-minded professor. And the supporting leads, Aline MacMahon and Stanley Ridges, are equally good and fun to watch. So sit back and enjoy the show!
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RanchoTuVu22 February 2007An amusing and fast-paced comedy about an actress (Marlene Dietrich) who finds an abandoned baby, brings it home, wants to adopt it but can't unless she gets married, then marries the pediatrician (Fred MacMurray) who she hired to check the baby out in what is at first a marriage of convenience. Later the pragmatist doctor and the impulsive actress will fall in love, and who better to play them than MacMurray and Dietrich? It all happens with great speed and dexterity, with some funny scenes with the police and a lady from child protective services and later a dishonest lawyer and a couple whom he persuades to declare that the baby is really theirs. In addition, MacMurray's true ambition is to do scientific research on rabbit reproduction, and Dietrich, as part of the deal sets up the adjacent apartment as his laboratory. Unfortunately, Dietrich's role gets to be bothersome and the film wanders off into melodramatic goo when the baby gets sick and needs an operation signaling a sad goodbye to what was a fairly sophisticated and promising comedy.
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blanche-210 August 2008Marlene Dietrich is the lady in "The Lady is Willing," a 1942 film also starring Fred MacMurray and Arline Judge. The beautiful Dietrich plays a musical star, Liza Madden, who walks off with an abandoned baby and takes him home. Though Liza lives well, she owes a fortune to the IRS and gives all of her money away, and she won't be able to adopt the child unless she's either married or solvent. She convinces a pediatrician (MacMurray) to marry her. He does, and they adopt the baby, now called Corey. The marriage is supposed to be in name only, but you know how those things go.
"The Lady is Willing" is not much of a story or a movie, but Dietrich is just stunning, and her acting is charming. She creates a very lovable character. MacMurray, as the doctor who falls in love with her, turns in a good performance. He's part of a dumb subplot involving rabbits that is dropped along the way. Dietrich's assistant is played by Arline Judge and her maid by Marietta Canty and they are both excellent in their roles. It's just too bad all of these good people had to be in this particular story.
Obviously, the baby in question (David James) is unaware that the story is weak; he laughs and plays with telephone cords, Dietrich's hats and smiles at everyone. Just adorable.
Definitely worth it for Dietrich and her fashions, and if you like kids, little Corey. Interestingly, one of Dietrich's famous legs was in a cast for part of the film, though it's not noticeable. -
Whatever faults THE LADY IS WILLING has can be traced immediately to the script. Despite this, Mitchel Leisen's direction guides MARLENE DIETRICH and FRED MacMURRAY through their paces and gets some very good performances from both of them. Marlene, in particular, is surprisingly effective playing a naive, bossy, and very "dumb" Broadway actress who casually walks off with a baby simply because it's cute and she can afford to take care of it.
Complications arise, of course, when it's discovered that she's the woman in the screwy hat who took the child away from the scene of an accident. MacMurray is the handsome doctor she calls when she needs help in supervising the child and from then on the story veers between comedy, romance and even drama toward the end.
Dietrich is lovingly photographed, perfectly lit by an astute cameraman no matter what the situation is and glamorously gowned throughout. MacMurray is an old hand at screwball comedy and is thoroughly adept at handling his bumbling chores with his usual expertise.
A couple of good-natured twins were used for all of the baby's scenes and Dietrich seems to really care about how she interacts with the infant. It's an unusual role for her and she demonstrates an ability to toss off screwball dialog with the best of them.
This sort of fluff is given above average handling by Leisen and his stars, although the material itself is decidedly below par screwball comedy that turns maudlin toward the end. -
sadie_thompson4 August 2005I watched this (after going through heck to get the video) because I wanted to see Marlene Dietrich do something different. I'd seen "The Blue Angel" and all the other big Dietrich movies, but I'd gotten the idea that this one stood out from the rest. Well, yes, in a way.
Lili Marlene plays Elizabeth Madden, a popular musical comedy star and a complete moron. (That's where this differs from her other movies, I think--I don't recall her being so blasted ignorant in anything else.) SPOILERS AHEAD!!! We are talking about a woman who steals a baby because she's so cute, decides to keep it, and somehow fails to realize the baby is actually a boy. She names him Joanna. Her reasoning behind the mistake is this--everybody knows that girls wear pink and boys wear blue. The baby was in pink, therefore the baby was a girl. I had a hard time believing Marlene as such a NAIVE person, especially when it came to children and reproduction. Elizabeth is a darling person (I know that sounds silly, but she is), but she isn't Marlene and Marlene doesn't seem to be able to manage the deception. If you can get past that, then this can actually be a delightful little movie. Elizabeth is very earnest, caring, and generous, as evidenced by her list of "friends" that she gives all her money to. Because of that, she can't legally adopt. Her job isn't very stable, apparently, and she doesn't have much money in the bank. In walks pediatrician Corey McBain (lovable Fred MacMurray), who inadvertently provides an answer. Then comes the whole marriage of convenience (she gets her baby, he gets part of her apartment and money to study some disease in rabbits), and whoops! They fall in love. Gee, who didn't see that one coming? All in all, this movie's okay. Not great, but it's a nice viewing. If you're expecting belly laughs, you won't get them from this. (There were many other funnier movies that came out around this time: "The Lady Eve," "The Palm Beach Story," "Sullivan's Travels," etc.) Of course, what can you say about a movie whose claim to fame is the star being clumsy and breaking her ankle? -
for the self irony of Dietrich performance. for the nice story and air of far age of cinema. for inspired cast. and, sure, for the respect for recipes of romantic comedy. it is not a link from chain of fashion of art. few sparkles, a seductive Dietrich, mixture of love balloons and fine humor, the dramatic small slice and the touching solutions to create identity in a ocean of clones, all is good reason to see it and, in a measure or other, to love it. because it is almost magic like many films from that period. because the acting is smart and the game of nuances not uninspired. because, after war of blockbusters, this film has the gift to be comfortable. and for occasion to travel in time. and discover than life is beautiful.
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lugonian25 December 2012THE LADY IS WAITING (Columbia, 1942), under the direction of Mitchell Leisen, pairs Marlene Dietrich (on loan from Universal) and Fred MacMurray (from Paramount) for the only time. Nearly forgotten, and bearing no relation to the 1934 British-made movie of the same name starring Leslie Howard, the film itself offers the diverse Dietrich an opportunity to perform in light comedy far removed from the type of characters she's played during her early Paramount years (1930-1935), especially those under the stern direction of Josef Von Sternberg or those re-inventive offerings from Universal (1939-42) that all began with the classic western, DESTRY RIDES AGAIN (1939). For MacMurray, it's another range for his talent playing a no-nonsense pediatrician who happens to detest babies, yet the same actor who made fathering his career in later years, especially the long running TV series, "My Three Sons" (1960-72).
As the opening credits present itself through passages taken from a theater program guide, the story introduces Elizabeth "Liza" Madden (Marlene Dietrich), a celebrated New York entertainer leaving the stage door entrance and approached by awaiting fans wanting her autograph. Minutes later, she's seen returning to her luxurious East 85th Street apartment holding a baby (David James) she found abandoned in a 47th street rooming house, much to the astonishment of her personal secretary, Buddy (Aline MacMahon), and Kenneth Harling (Stanley Ridges), her business representative. Since the infant is dressed in pink, and taking it for granted to be a girl, she names her Joanna. Elizabeth learns different after notifying Doctor Corey T. McBain (Fred MacMurray), a baby doctor, who, following an examination, tells her it's a boy. Re-naming him Corey, Elizabeth goes through whatever channels she could to adopt the infant. While Mrs. Cummings (Elisabeth Risdon) of the child welfare department agrees on letting her keep the baby until she can further look into the matter regarding its parents, in the meantime, Liza must also prove herself solvent and married. Choosing McBain as her marriage of convenience husband, she readily relocates herself into a larger apartment so McBain, having given up his practice, could have enough room for his experiments studying the blood stream of rabbits for his cure for pneumonia, and Little Corey, called "Butch" by the McBain, to have his very own nursery. As these two strangers slowly grow fond of one another, situations occur as Liza encounters Frances (Arline Judge), McBain's fortune hunting ex-wife living in the same building, and the arrival of the baby's parents (Murray Alper and Kitty Kelly) and their lawyer (Charles Lane) who, seeing how the lady is willing, agree in letting Liza keep the child for $25,000.
Although simply a movie more for amusement than logic, it's sometimes hard accepting the Dietrich character being so naive. It's a wonder she wasn't arrested for taking the infant without learning the circumstances of its abandonment. Possibly the screenplay should have gone through the cliché channels of having her suddenly acquiring the infant from a recently deceased relative or close friend of the theater. Either way would have proved more acceptable for the viewer. Though Dietrich had already played a mother earlier in BLONDE VENUS (Paramount, 1932), parenting was nothing new to her at this point. Her Elizabeth Madden, portrayed as a little eccentric and at one point advised to see a psychiatrist, may be a little out of her character range, though being a musical comedy star fits Dietrich to perfection. Similar circumstances for a woman like Dietrich being past 40 would have been better suited for an actress in the younger age range as Lana Turner or a Rita Hayworth. Dietrich's stubbornness and fiery temper, however, comes as a reminder of Mexican spitfire Lupe Velez. She gets some laughs in her favor as being one with a reputation for wearing screwy hats, though she's a fashion model here through her assortment of fur coats and jewelry.
Taken from an original story by John Edward Grant, areas of THE LADY IS WILLING seems to have been inspired by the witty comedy of BACHELOR MOTHER (RKO Radio, 1939) starring Ginger Rogers as a department store worker who takes in a baby found on a doorstep. With BACHELOR MOTHER being straightforward comedy, THE LADY IS WILLING is a mild blend of comedy-drama. Though the comedy angle is much more preferable, the dramatic portion is fortunately handled well without becoming disastrous. Two staged interludes to a song, "I Find Love" (by Jack King and Gordon Clifford) sung by Dietrich, are showcased, with Roger Clark acting as her dancing partner. Others members of the cast include: Marietta Canty (Mary Lou, the maid); Ruth Ford (Myrtle Gusselman, a Swedish maid actually from the Bronx); Eddie Acuff (Officer Murphy); Harry Shannon (Detective Sergeant Barnes); and Harvey Stephens (Doctor Golding). Though some sources credit Sterling Holloway in the movie as Arthur Miggle, his scenes are not visible in the final print.
Distributed to home video in 1994, THE LADY IS WILLING has turned up occasionally on TV Turner Classic Movies cable channel since August 9, 2008. Though an unlikely pair, the contrasting screen personalities of Dietrich and MacMurray do compliment each other, surely making this overlooked comedy, whenever shown on TV, a pleasing 90 minute experience for any classic movie lover. (***) -
TheLittleSongbird20 September 2018Love classic film and there are many great to classic romantic comedy. Fred MacMurray was a very watchable actor and showed charm and great comic timing more than once. Marlene Dietrich was always luminous on screen, the camera clearly loving her, and always a magnetic presence, especially in her films with Josef Von Sternberg.
Both MacMurray and Dietrich did better than 'The Lady is Willing' in their long and distinguished careers. More the film themselves than their performances, which actually come off well with plenty of the assets that were particularly appealing. 'The Lady is Willing' is still a decent film with a lot to love. It is also an uneven film that loses its way. Can definitely see why some remember it fondly, why some like it but have reservations and why it doesn't work for others.
'The Lady is Willing' is one of those films that starts off very well. It is mostly very successful in the comedic and romantic elements. While silly in spots, the comedy was sophisticated, witty and humorous. The romantic element sparkled and charmed and the script is snappy.
It looks great too, with it being beautifully shot and the production and costume design are elegant sophistication personified. The direction is glossy and keeps things moving, while not always being inspired. The music fits decently enough and serves its purpose. MacMurray is amusing and charming in a role that fits him like a perfectly fitted glove and Dietrich is as ever luminous and makes a potentially bothersome character likeable. They play off each other well while appealing as a couple. Aline MacMahon and Stanley Ridges sparkle in support, MacMahon particularly.
With this amount of promise, it is a shame that 'The Lady is Willing' wasn't better. It is let down by the more dramatic elements and latter parts of the film. The melodramatic change of tone just jars uneasily, the melodrama coming over as overwrought soap-opera, while the ending is more maudlin than it is touching and the pace loses lustre.
On the most part, the story is flimsy, and that's an understatement, parts being truly dumb and at times bizarre, giving an air of contrivance. The rest of the supporting cast are competent but don't stand out enough.
Summarising, uneven but decent. 6/10 Bethany Cox -
Wonderful 1942 film with Marlene Dietrich as a Broadway star who finds a baby and marries a pediatrician so that she can keep the baby. Of course, the story deals with them finding their way to love eventually as well as the situations they encounter such as phony parents showing up to take the child, and the doctor's first wife showing up to create further havoc.
Fred MacMurray is absolutely charming as the doctor and Dietrich showed how quite adept she was at comedy. Aline MacMahon co-stars as a wise-cracking assistant to Dietrich. This kind of role was normally assigned to Eve Arden.
Naturally, there is the end-of-film crisis where MacMurray has to operate and Dietrich sheds those tears. It's well worth it. -
HotToastyRag2 June 2021Marlene Dietrich made a few comedies in her career, and she was very cute in them. Instead of the conceited, sultry seductress, she's sweet, misguided, and silly. It's very refreshing. If you like her change of pace, check out The Lady Is Willing or The Flame of New Orleans.
In this one, she plays a successful (and very ignorant) stage actress. She's on the street one day when someone says, "Hold this a minute," and hands her a bundled up baby. When no one returns, she claims the baby as her own and returns to her penthouse apartment. Her manager, maid, and assistant (Stanley Ridges, Marietta Canty, and Aline MacMahon) are horrified and try to get her to return the baby or at least turn it over to the police, but she refuses. Instead, she names it Joan and calls for an obstetrician to look it over and make sure it's in perfect health.
Dr. Fred MacMurray soon finds out she's a phony. She didn't know what type of doctor to summon, she doesn't know how old "her" baby is, and she's given it the wrong gender. Joan quickly turns into Corey, but that's not the end of the line. Marlene has to figure out how to keep the baby, and how to hook a sucker into marrying her so she can cut to the front of the line at the adoption agency!
In his stammering insecurity, it's easy to imagine James Stewart in the lead role. But I'm happy with Fred; he's utterly charming in this movie. Don't expect anything very realistic in this movie, but it's cute for an afternoon of fluffy escapism. If you like this one, try Bachelor Mother or Casanova Brown. -
robertcicco303515 October 2000The Lady is Willing is a disappointing film. It stars Marlene Dietrich as an actress who finds an abandoned baby and decides to take him home. She soon discovers, however, that she can't adopt the baby because she's not married. So she enters into a marriage of convenience with baby doctor Fred MacMurray. Predictable complications then ensue, but this is a comedy without any big laughs. But, the stars are watchable and quite good, considering the material. Dietrich, surprisingly, had a flair for light comedy. All in all, a 4 out of 10.
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jjnxn-19 August 2013Engaging comedy with Fred and Marlene well matched and looking glamorous and gorgeous. As was her usual state Marlene is gowned in one eye popping creation after another with some extraordinary hats. She's loaded with gossamer charm as an actress who longs for motherhood and is suddenly presented with answered prayers. Endearing in her befuddlement of the simplest basics of children, including finding out whether the baby she's taken under her wing is a boy or a girl!, she still comes across as a sincerely sweet and loving person. Fred is all gruff exterior at first but his innate joviality soon shows through. The picture takes an unnecessary detour into melodrama towards the end but snaps out of it for a proper ending. A cute and frothy film with Aline MacMahon contributing a fun performance as Marlene's right hand woman.
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JohnHowardReid8 November 2017Director: MITCHELL LEISEN. Screenplay: James Edward Grant, Albert McCleery. Story: James Edward Grant. Photography: Ted Tetzlaff. Film editor: Eda Warren. Song: "I Find Love" (Dietrich) by Jack King and Gordon Clifford. Dance director: Douglas Dean. Music composed by W. Franke Harling, directed by Morris Stoloff. Supervising art director: Lionel Banks. Art director: Rudolph Sternad. Gowns for Miss Dietrich: Irene. Hats for Miss Dietrich: John Frederics. Jewels: Paul Flato. Production assistant: Francisco Alonso. Sound recording: Lodge Cunningham. Western Electric Sound System. Producer: Mitchell Leisen. A Mitchell Leisen Production. Executive producer: Charles K. Feldman.
Copyright 26 January 1942 by Columbia Pictures Corp. A Charles K. Feldman Group Production. New York opening at the Capitol: 23 April 1942. U.S. release: 12 February 1942. Australian release: 11 February 1943 (sic). 9 reels. 8,235 feet. 91 minutes.
SYNOPSIS: Elizabeth Madden (Marlene Dietrich), a celebrated musical comedy star, finds an abandoned baby and declares to her associates that she will raise the child. To show how much this lady knows about children, Elizabeth thinks the child is a girl, when it is actually a boy. The first time the baby cries, she thinks "she" is dying and begins calling doctors. She nearly drives her secretary Buddy (Aline MacMahon) and her business manager Kenneth Hanline (Stanley Ridges) crazy before they get in touch with Dr. Corey McBain (Fred MacMurray), a pediatrician with a yen to do research on pneumonia.
COMMENT: Columbia is here attempting to imitate a Paramount picture — and succeeding mightily so far as sets, costumes and lighting go, but failing dismally as to script and direction. That last is really strange since Paramount alumnus Mitchell Leisen (together with his frequent Paramount photographer) is at the helm, but here in a strange studio, surrounded by unfamiliar craftsmen and technicians, his touch is heavy rather than light, emphatic instead of casual- seeming, pedestrian in place of imaginative.
Of course the script is second-rate too, its witty lines grafted on to pasteboard and uninteresting (and often unsympathetic) characters, its one-line plot rapidly exhausted, thus forcing an unwelcome change of tone from heavy farce to tediously predictable romance to straight- out medical melodrama.
Miss Dietrich looks the part but fails to convey the heart of gold the script so assiduously describes. She seems merely batty. In an even more impossible role, MacMurray, fine actor that he is, pulls out every stop to win audience support — and actually manages to wring a few good laughs out of the script through sheer charm and personality.
A pity the momentum of the extremely witty opening credits is not maintained. Ten out of ten for the titles, boys, but alas the picture then goes steadily down the gurgler.
OTHER VIEWS: A tedious domestic comedy that effectively wastes the talents of all concerned. It's sad to see Miss Dietrich being squandered in a piece of piffle like this, though she does have one musical number — fortunately repeated twice! But as for the rest of the film, it is almost unendurable to sit through it once. Whatever promise the script had, it soon takes a very predictable course with all the tediously familiar marital misunderstandings and melodramatic medical crises. The characters are as one-dimensional as the dialogue is witless and the direction has all the sparkle of a long-opened bottle of lemonade. The players do valiantly but the odds are stacked ever higher and higher against them. The film is well mounted too, with some very attractive sets and costumes, soft, flattering photography and a few of our favorite character players like Robert Emmett Keane (the hotel manager), Chas Halton (the hotel physician), Eddie Acuff (Patrolman Murphy) flitting around. But alas the film is a Humpty Dumpty which no amount of skillful dressing or deft editing could put together in an entertainingly acceptable form. — JHR writing as George Addison.
Leisen is a set designer as much as a director. He probably spent so much time giving this picture the Paramount look, he skimped on pacing and performance. That's a pity, because in spacious sets, ritzy, sophisticated costumes and ensembles, and above all in that dazzlingly white, pin-point sharp yet glossily attractive cinematography, this is the best imitation Paramount picture I've ever seen. — JHR writing as Charles Freeman. -
bkoganbing12 August 2008Part of the premise of The Lady Is Willing is that the famous can get away with anything. Picture if you will yourself who while the police are investigating reports of a baby abandoned in a boardinghouse, just up and taking the infant. That would probably land you in jail for a stretch. But for Marlene Dietrich, famous musical comedy star, everyone is just forgiving as all heck and let's her keep the little tyke.
Everyone except the IRS who is insistence that she be solvent. Unmarried or not doesn't seem to be the issue. She owes a lot in income tax. So she persuades pediatrician Fred MacMurray to marry her. That would certainly save on doctor bills.
As for Fred who wouldn't want to marry Marlene? But when they enlarge their living quarters it's for cages for rabbits. MacMurray is doing research and needs them for experiments. He's also got an ex-wife sniffing around in the person of Arline Judge. She's more trouble than the rabbits.
The Lady Is Willing just will never be ranked as one of the 10 best for either Fred or Marlene. It makes so little use of MacMurray's comic talents which I find very strange. As for Marlene, there are times in the film when she comes across more like Doris Day.
Best in the film might possibly Marlene's girl Friday Aline McMahon. She has the film's best lines.
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vincentlynch-moonoi14 November 2011Marlene Dietrich has never been high on my list of actresses, although I did rather enjoy her performances in "Judgment at Nuremberg" and "Witness For The Prosecution". Now I can add a third film that I enjoyed her in -- "The Lady Is Willing". I guess for me she seemed just a little more "real", rather than "put on" in this film, and perhaps it's my imagination, but the accent seemed distinctly less strong here. And, her co-star is Fred MacMurray, one of the most currently underrated actors of his era. MacMurray turned in many enjoyable performances in his day, and this is one of them.
It's an odd plot -- an eccentric Broadway actress walks off with a baby she was holding for a police officer who had found the baby abandoned. Adoption isn't viable due to the actress not being married...so what better target to marry than a pediatrician -- Fred MacMurray. What begins as a marriage of convenience turns into love, but after a misunderstood situation that nearly tear the couple apart, the baby's health comes into play. MacMurray saves the baby and Dietrich realizes her husband should continue to be her husband.
While mostly a comedy, it has some swell romantic and dramatic scenes, as well.
In addition to fine performances by the two stars, a number of costars shine here, as well. Particularly noteworthy is Aline MacMahon, whom you'll instantly recognize, but whose name you probably won't know. She never disappoints.
This is a thoroughly enjoyable film, though it may not end up on your DVD shelf. But, then again, it just might. -
SimonJack30 October 2020"The Lady is Willing" is a very good comedy, drama and love story that pairs two fine actors with a good supporting cast. The plot is built around a couple of far-fetched premises, but with a well-crafted screenplay. Marlene Dietrich is Broadway star Liza Madden who one day walks into her apartment suite with a baby. Fred MacMurray is Dr. Corey McBain, an obstetrician who's called in to look at her baby. When baby Joanna turns out to be a boy, whom Liza later names Corey, the comedy is in full swing.
This isn't a romance in the usual sense, but a slowly developing love story of a woman for a baby, then a man, and man for a woman and a baby. Humor fills the first three-fourths, with the drama and love clinching the end. There are lots or rabbits here as well - but not the full 365,422 that Dr. McBain needs to prove his research. This is the only full comedy that Dietrich ever made, let alone starred in. Her funny lines are very good, but the most priceless of the humor is in her facial expressions after she has committed some foible that has been noted by someone else.
Dietrich plays a strong-willed, big name actress who has a big heart. She makes tons of money but gives much of it away to many people whom she calls "pensioners," but whom her secretary and business manager call leeches. She is also making payments for several years of back taxes owed to the IRS. So, one might wonder about her secretary and business manager who have been with her for many years.
But, that's part of the comedy, with Aline MacMahon as Liza's secretary, Buddy, and Stanley Ridges as her business manager and agent, Kenneth Hanline. They are sources of much of the humor. This isn't a rollicking funny film throughout. It's loaded with humor in the first half which then segues to a warm-hearted comedy and slowly emerging love story.
MacMurray gives in to Liza's marriage business arrangement so that he can start his research for a cure of pneumonia. It lets him stop his private practice and start raising and testing 365,422 rabbits. McBain has been married once before, and that comes into the film in a way that transitions it from comedy to drama. The ending is quite good with a lesson in love and trust.
The script is very good with loads of good dialog. Here are some favorite lines.
Buddy, "Whose little act of God is this you've swiped?" Liza Madden, "Isn't she wonderful?"
Buddy, "Oh, stop schmoozing over that kid and tell us where you got it." Liza, "I took her." Buddy, "Ken!" Kenneth Hanline, "You mean you kidnapped here?" Liza, "Oh, Ken, you've got an obscene mind - and you're a bad influence."
Liza Madden, "This poor little thing must be catching something from Ken. Go sanitize yourself, Ken. With all that money you handle and everything."
Liza Madden, on the telephone, "Doctor, this is Elizabeth Madden. Would you rush right over here and take a look at my baby?... Symptoms? Doctor, if I could recognize symptoms, I would be a doctor not an actress.... What age?...About two."
Dr. Corey McBain, "I was called her to examine a two-year-old child." Liza Madden, "Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. Here she is. My own precious darling Joanna." Dr. McBain, "This? This is an infant of about 8 or 9 months." Liza, "Oh, yes, yes, that was a slight mistake about the age. She's so smart that I always think of her as being much older."
Dr. McBain, "Miss Madden, might I suggest that you choose a different name for, uh, Joanna. She, uh, happens to be a male." Liza, "What? A boy? But that can't be. He, I mean, she, I mean, he was wearing all pink. He just can't be a boy. Everybody knows that girls wear pink and boys wear blue - don't you know that?" Dr. McBain, "Miss Madden, many years ago, medical science discovered a much better way of segregating boys and girls than by the color of their clothing."
Liza Madden, "A boy's so much less likely to get into trouble than a girl."
Liza Madden, "Don't you like any of them, darling? He just sits there." Buddy, "I remember an audience in Cedar Rapids once that behaved the same way."
Ken Hanline, "Call him catastrophe." Liza Madden, "Oh no, that's much too long."
Detective Sgt. Barnes, "Murphy here and the other witnesses say this lady was wearing the screwiest had they'd ever seen." Buddy, laughing almost hysterically, "That's hardly a distinguishing characteristic these days." Sgt. Barnes, "So, we come here and we ask the bellboys what lady wears the screwiest hats and every one of 'em says, 'Miss Madden.'" Liza Madden, "Well, the bellboys. What do they know about hats anyway?"
Detective Sgt. Barnes, "So, we thought you wouldn't mind if we looked around, just to see if we could sort of find a baby that perhaps you hadn't noticed."
Liza Madden, "Frankly, Mrs. Cummings, don't you think it's rather ridiculous - suspecting me of kidnapping?" Mrs. Cummings, "On the contrary. We have many similar cases. It happens every day. Generally to women whose lives have been so selfish that they've never experienced the normal feelings of love and self-sacrifice."
Buddy, "Are you English?" Dr. Corey McBain, "No, Nebraska. Why?" Buddy, "You keep understating everything."
Dr. Corey McBain, "I wanted something too, once - something I couldn't have". Liza Madden, "A baby?" Dr. McBain, "No, not a baby - rabbits. Three hundred and sixty-five thousand, four hundred and twenty-two rabbits."
Dr. Corey McBain, "And 17 generations of rabbits is 365,422 rabbits."
Liza Madden, "Nobody who likes rabbits could be very vicious." Dr. Corey McBain, "Oh, I'm not, but... well, you just don't marry people on the same day you examine their babies." -
This is a strange film due to its bizarro plot as well as its odd casting of Marlene Dietrich in, of all things, a screwball comedy!! It's actually hard to think of an actress of the day LESS suited for such a film, as her glamorous persona seemed out of place here.
The film begins with a famous stage actress (Dietrich) coming home with a baby she just 'picked up' on the way home!! She is very blasé about it and eventually gets around to telling her housekeeping staff and assistant how she came upon the child. It seems that a child had been abandoned and a policeman had asked her, a passerby, to hold the baby for a moment. However, she was so captivated by it that she couldn't stand the idea of it going to an orphanage--so she just took it home and didn't bother telling anyone!!
This sort of nuttiness is apparently the norm for Dietrich's character. She apparently has had a string of quickie marriages, spends far more than she earns and seems to have the motherly instincts of a 2 year-old. And, speaking of 2 year-olds, daffy Marlene calls the doctor (Fred MacMurray) for no reason in particular. When he asks how old the child is, she says "about 2 years-old"--and kid is clearly around 6-8 months old! Now HOW daffy Marlene's character acts would have been a stretch for any actress. She seemed frivolous and stupid even compared to the one played by Katherine Hepburn in "Bringing Up Baby"!!! So, from the outset, the writing really was a let-down for Dietrich. And having the romance eventually occur between the very level-headed baby-hating doctor (MacMurray) and her made zero sense!
Overall, the film seems to be the epitome of the word 'contrived'. While there are lots of good moments and the germ of a good story here, the whole thing just never gels--it just doesn't ring true or work. It also doesn't help that the film goes from wacky to a bit maudlin and deadly serious late in the film! While the film is enjoyable if you turn off your brain, you really, really need to keep that brain in neutral throughout to enjoy the movie. -
davidtraversa-11 November 2012Why does she blink all the time? The shy ingénue type? at forty? Preposterous. After a while it gets to be quite annoying. Is that the added touch to round up a dumb character? whatever, it's very difficult to accept Marlene Dietrich in such a disguise.
She wears huge mink coats, shiny evening gowns (even in her kitchen and in the hospital scene) a la Cher (Yes, I know, Cher came later, but you know what I mean). Even in her more dramatic scenes she grabs that mink coat and doesn't let go, crying and all (It could have been a Carol Burnett sketch).
I can only think that in those years people were extremely naive and took all these unreal props as part of movie life, so removed from their humble, dreary little lives and made it so enchanting to go home after the movie and dream while reading Photoplay or whatever movie magazine was issued back then.
The movie is entertaining to a point but after a while you just want to give it up and go, do something else. All the situations are so outrageously phony that if you pretend to analyze them you'll stop watching this movie after the very first scene is completed.
Froth to the nth degree.