- Sgt. Pete: [catching Donald painting a cannon in rainbow colors] What are you doing here?
- Donald Duck: I'm a camouflage painter.
- Sgt. Pete: Camouflage?
- [Sees the rainbow colors Donald painted on the cannon]
- Sgt. Pete: Why, you fool! You got to paint it so you can't see it!
- Donald Duck: [subdued] Ohhh... I didn't know.
- Sgt. Pete: Get some new paint, and make that gun hard to see!
- Donald Duck: Yes, sir. Oh, why don't somebody tell me these things?
- Donald Duck: [Reading sign] "Experimental Laboratory, Camouflage Corps. Keep out"
- [Goes in]
- Donald Duck: It didn't say "positively."
- [last lines]
- Sgt. Pete: [Pete is in a cell, trapped in a straitjacket] I ain't crazy. You know I ain't crazy! Go tell the general that I ain't crazy.
- Donald Duck: Do you think *I'm* crazy?
- [Pete notices the cannon supposedly missing, when Donald simply painted it invisible]
- Sgt. Pete: [shocked] The cannon! It's gone! A fifth columnist! He stole our cannon!
- Donald Duck: [singing and skipping around Pete] Here we go round the mulberry bush, the mulbery bush, here we go round the mulberry bush, so early in the morning.
- Sgt. Pete: [gets an idea] Oh yeah, I could play it too.
- Sgt. Pete: [singing while throwing flower petals at invisible Donald] Here we go round- the mulberry BUSH! The mulbery bush, the mulbery bush, here we go round the mulberry bush...
- Sgt. Pete: [stopped we he spots General was staring at his antics] the mulbery... bush.
- Sgt. Pete: [smiles sheepishly] Good morning, General. Did you see a little man you can't see?
- [General shakes his head]
- Sgt. Pete: Oh, yeah, that's amazing, you got to see him, oh yeah... Heehee... The way... OWWWWWWWWW!
- [shrieked in pain as the invisible Donald put a cactus inside Pete's pants, General stares at Pete, perplexed]
- General: [in whole effort to stopped Pete] No, just calm down, there's no one here.
- Sgt. Pete: [spotted Donald's footprints] No? There he is?
- General: Okay, sturdy, boy, take it easy.
- Sgt. Pete: [fighting with General] There is... No, just calm...
- Sgt. Pete: [screamed in pain and grasped General as Donald used General's broadsword to poked Pete's rear] Owww!
- Sgt. Pete: [emerged from the arsenal building, holding some grenades, burned with fury] I'll blow in a PIE!
- Sgt. Pete: [Pete notices the cannon supposedly missing, when Donald simply painted it invisible] Sgt. Pete:
- [shocked]
- Sgt. Pete: The cannon! It's gone! A fifth columnist! He stole our cannon!
- Donald Duck: [bumped into the cannon, with Donald inside] Hey? What's going on?
- Donald Duck: [peaked out] Oh, hello, surg. I'm come out for a second.
- [disappeared again]
- Donald Duck: [dip his finger inside the invisible paint] Let me see.
- Donald Duck: [surprised] So that... Quack! My finger...
- Donald Duck: [took a tumble] Oh, there you are, oh!