Air Raid Wardens (1943)

Don Costello: Heydrich

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Quotes 

• Oliver : [the German spies head for their upstairs office, knocking on door]  Who's there?

  Rittenhause : [in a disguised voice]  It's Dan.

  Oliver : We're rescued, give me the key.

  Stanley : I gave it to you...

  Oliver : Oh did you? I don't remember you giving me the key

  Oliver : I'm sure that you're - Just a minute, Dan, be right with you.

  Oliver : I tell you, you did not give me the -

  [gasps] 

  Oliver : Oh.

  Rittenhause : So sorry, gentlemen.

  [looks at watch] 

  Rittenhause : We leave for the plant immediately. Heydrich, you take care of our friends here.

  Heydrich : When?

  Rittenhause : At your pleasure, of course. Come.

  Oliver : Well, good-bye.

  Heydrich : Freeze.

  [Ollie's knees start knocking, Stan starts whimpering] 

  Heydrich : Hey, you.

  [Ollie points to himself] 

  Heydrich : No, you.

  [motions for a whimpering Stan to approach] 

  Heydrich : Stop.

  [hands Stan an apple] 

  Heydrich : No! Put that apple on his head.

  [Stan points to Ollie's head] 

  Heydrich : Yeah. Go ahead.

  Heydrich : Now come here.

  [Stan cautiously approaches] 

  Heydrich : Turn around.

  [puts a gun to Stan's back, then hands it to Stan] 

  Heydrich : Here, now shoot that apple off his head. Go ahead, no monkey business.

  Stanley : [whimpers]  He's my pal!

  Heydrich : Go ahead!

  Stanley : Good-bye, Ollie!

  [Ollie waves nervously; Stan successfully shoots the apple away, it lands in the mouth of Hitler's portrait] 

  Oliver : Ha!

  Heydrich : Heil Hitler!

  [Stan and Ollie wrestle Heydrich for control of the gun] 

  Oliver : Urgh!

  [a moose's head lands on Heydrich's head, knocking him unconscious] 

  Oliver : Quick, the gun! Get - You, you! Get the wire. We'll tie him up, just like Mr. Norton.

  [ties up Heydrich] 

  Oliver : Ah, there we are.

  [puts a moose's head on Heydrich] 

  Stanley : Now he does look like Mr. Norton!

  Oliver : Yeah, ha ha!