Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Hey! Where's the fire?

Mac: In your eyes.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [moaning] Oh I was shot, somebody stabbed me.

Nurse #1: You've just had a baby.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... is it a boy or girl?

Nurse #1: Boy.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh... does he look like me?

Nurse #1: Exactly like you.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Oh a baby... A BABY!

[jumps up from the gurney, revealing himself to be a man and runs away, the nurse screams and faints]

Flash Fulton: Where've you been?

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: Having a baby.

Flash Fulton: This bank's been stuck up.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: What've they got to be stuck up for? They're no better than any other bank.

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [trying to get the dog sled team to run] Oatmeal, oatmeal! Cornmeal!... Mush!

Weejie 'Tubby' McCoy: [trying to ice skate] Left foot, right foot, left foot, everybody's doing it.