- Sunset Carson: Continue with the operation, Doctor, but remember - if his pulse stops, so will yours!
- [Smiley gets the drop on the Sheriff and his men and prevents them from interrupting a delicate operation]
- Frog Millhouse: Whoa! Don't go any further. The doctor's doin' a little operatin' in there. Just throw your smokepots right over there.
- [chased by an outlaw and out of bullets, Frog appeals to the audience for help]
- Frog Millhouse: You gotta help me folks! You gotta! Now when he comes a little closer, I'll give the signal and everybody holler, "Bang!" real loud. Now do you understand? Don't forget! Ah-ah-ah! Not yet. Woo, this makes me nervous. Are you ready? All together now... Bang!
- [the villain falls from the saddle as if shot]
- Frog Millhouse: Thanks! We got him!
- [last lines]
- [Frog explains that the villain he "shot" was really after Sunset]
- Frog Millhouse: Old Frog always gets his man. And you thought I wasn't tough enough.
- Sunset Carson: You can go with me, Frog. You saved my life, didn't ya.
- Frog Millhouse: Sure did!
- Sunset Carson: Better pay that guy first. He did a good job.
- Frog Millhouse: I already paid him ten dollars more... Uh-oh. Let's get out of here.