- [Bob Wills invites Cannonball to play his xylophone]
- Cannonball: Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, folks. You know, Bob Wills went to no expense to bring here tonight.
- Judy Ware: Mrs. Smith's punch isn't very good!
- Lucky Rawlins: Oh, isn't it? She isn't looking... now come on, we'll get rid of it.
- [Lucky tosses the punch out a window, thereby soaking an outraged Cannonball]
- Cannonball: Hey, watch where you throw that water! Whaddya mean throwin' that water out here! What....
- Lucky Rawlins: Hey don't talk like that! I gotta lady with me.
- Cannonball: Whaddya think I got out here? A duck?