Helene: Not so fast, my skirt's too tight!

Jake: Oh, I told you you didn't know how to dress for a murder.

Phyllis Gray: Friend of yours?

Michael J. Malone: Just a barfly in the ointment.

Michael J. Malone: First I carry you, then I carry him. Doesn't anybody in this joint walk?

Helene: Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Helene: I Love you.

Jake: I not only love you, I like you.