Her Highness and the Bellboy (1945)

Rags Ragland: Albert Weever

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Quotes 

• Leslie Odell : Thank you Albert.

  Albert Weever : The pleasure was mutual!

• Albert Weever : Hello, Leslie. I brought you some flowers. They're for-not-me-gets.

  Leslie Odell : Thank you, Albert. I love for-not-me-gets.

• Princess Veronica : Hi, babe!

  Albert Weever : Look, lady, I didn't know you was a Princess. I thought you was a woman!

  Princess Veronica : I'm both, Albert.

• [repeated line] 

  Albert Weever : Hiya, Babe!

• Albert Weever : Hey, Jimmy, you know I just thought of something? It's a lucky thing for me, my name is Albert.

  Jimmy Dobson : Yeah, why?

  Albert Weever : That's what everybody calls me: Albert.

• Albert Weever : Ah, Jimmy, don't be mad at me. It was only petty larceny! It wasn't no felony. Was only a miss-a-de-meanor.

• Albert Weever : How's about a kiss?

  Princess Veronica : No, thank you.

  Albert Weever : The pleasure would be mutual.

• Dr. Elfson : Now, you go in there and make her laugh.

  Albert Weever : Who me?

  Dr. Elfson : Yes.

  Albert Weever : I ain't comical.

• Leslie Odell : I suppose she'll wear a crown, won't she?

  Albert Weever : I would, if I was a Princess.

• Albert Weever : New York is New York with New York in New York.

• Diplomat #1 : Why is she in the jail?

  Albert Weever : She was pinched.

  Diplomat #1 : Pinched?

  Countess Zoe : Where?

  Diplomat #2 : He means arrested.

  Diplomat #1 : What for? What did she do?

  Albert Weever : Well, a bull pushed her around, so, naturally, she took a sock at the bull.

  Countess Zoe : Cow?

  Albert Weever : Bull.

  Diplomat #2 : She resisted arrest.

  Albert Weever : And how! Boy, did she battle.