- Bugs Bunny: Watch me paste this pathetic palooka with a powerful paralyzing perfect pachydermus percussion pitch.
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: You're out!
- Bugs Bunny: Where do you get that malarkey? I'm safe.
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: I said you're out!
- Bugs Bunny: I'm safe!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: You're out!
- Bugs Bunny: Safe!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: Out!
- Bugs Bunny: Safe!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: Out!
- Bugs Bunny: Safe!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: Out!
- Bugs Bunny: Safe!
- Bugs Bunny: Out!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: Safe!
- Bugs Bunny: Out!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: Safe!
- Bugs Bunny: Out!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: Safe!
- Bugs Bunny: Out!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: I say you're safe! If you don't like it, you can go to the showers!
- Bugs Bunny: Okay then, doc. Have it your way. I'm safe.
- [last lines]
- Umpire: Yerrr out!
- Gas-House Gorillas batter: I'm out?
- The Statue of Liberty: [rapidly] That's what the man said, you heard what he said, he said that, you...!
- Bugs Bunny: [rapidly] That's what the man said, he said that, that's what he said, he really said that, that's what he said...!
- Announcer - First scene: Attention, please. Attention. There's been a slight change in the Tea Totaller lineup. Catching, Bugs Bunny. Left field, Bugs Bunny. Right field, Bugs Bunny. Pitching, Bugs Bunny. Third base, Bugs Bunny, center field, Bugs Bunny, first base, Bugs Bunny. Shortstop, Bugs Bunny. Second base, Bugs Bunny.
- [first lines]
- Radio Announcer: And here we are, folks, at the famous Polo Grounds.
- Outfielder: I got it! I got it! I got it!
- [Gets hit in the face and dragged under the dirt and a tombstone pops up saying, "HE GOT IT".]