[first lines]

Yosemite Sam: [singing] Fifteen men on a dead man's chest/Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum./Fifteen men on a dead man's chest/Yo ho ho, and a bottle of ma's old-fashioned cider, ma's old-fashioned cider.

[last lines]

Bugs Bunny: I had not even begun to fight!

Yosemite Sam: [cornering Bugs] Say your prayers, varmint.

[Bugs lights a match and throws it into the ship's powder room]

Yosemite Sam: NOOOOO!

[Sam runs down the stairs and retrieves the match]

Yosemite Sam: Why, you crazy doggone idjit! Whatcha trying to do, blow us to smithereens?

[Bugs throws another match into the powder room]

Yosemite Sam: NOOOOO!

[Sam runs down the stairs and retrieves the match]

Yosemite Sam: Blast your ornery hide! If ya does that just once more, I ain't a-going after it.

[Bugs throws another match into the room, but Sam keeps his word. He tries to distract himself, but gives up and tries to run downstairs. He is too late, as the ship explodes, depositing him and Bugs back on shore]

Bugs Bunny: Eh, didn't make it?

Polly Parrot: [Bugs hides in a chest] He's in here!, he's in here!

[Bugs hides in a coil of rope]

Polly Parrot: He's in there!, he's in there!

[Bugs hides in a barrel]

Polly Parrot: He's in there!, he's in there!

Bugs Bunny: Eh, Polly want a cracker?

Polly Parrot: [Jumping up and down excitedly while clapping his hands] Polly want a cracker!, Polly want a cracker!

Bugs Bunny: [Hands him a stick of dynamite] Here you are sweetheart!

Polly Parrot: [Dynamite explodes] Me and my big mouth

[collapses]

Bugs Bunny: Eh... What's up, doc?

Yosemite Sam: What's up doc? I ain't no doc, I'm a pirate! Sea-Goin' Sam, the bloodthirstiest, shoot-em-firstiest, doggone worstiest buccaneer that's ever sailed the Spanish Main! Now gimme them jewels! Them's my treasure, and I'm a-buryin' 'em where no one'll know where they're at but me.

Bugs Bunny: Uh huh. And me.

Yosemite Sam: What?

[pulls his pistol on Bugs]

Yosemite Sam: Say your prayers, varmint! Dead rabbits tell no tales.

Bugs Bunny: [plugging Sam's gun with his finger] Now just a minute, red. Ain't you got that wrong? You mean, "Dead men tell no tales."

Yosemite Sam: Dead men tell no...? Say, you're right! Well, doggone it, I reckon I ain't got no alternative...

[aims his pistol at his own head]

Bugs Bunny: Well, so long, Captain Kidney!

[chuckles]