The Kissing Bandit (1948)

Clinton Sundberg: Colonel Gomez

Quotes 

• Colonel Gomez : We're looking for the Kissing Bandit. He's a man with little piggy eyes.

• Colonel Gomez : Now I know who you are.

  Chico : [disguised as General Toro]  And I know who you are too.

  Colonel Gomez : Ever since you came here, I've been watching you.

  Chico : And I've been watching you too.

  Colonel Gomez : You have?

  Chico : Yes, I have. And if ever I saw a criminal face, you've got it.

  Colonel Gomez : Oh, no.

  Chico : Oh, yes! And if you don't keep out of my sight, I'm gonna remember your crime. Then you'll be sorry.

  Colonel Gomez : But, I didn't do anything.

  Chico : Yes, you did.

  Colonel Gomez : What?

  Chico : You know what?

  Colonel Gomez : No, I don't know. What I did I do?

  Chico : Yes, you do! And if you don't look out, you know what's going to happen to you?

  Colonel Gomez : No, what's going to happen?

  Chico : Oh-oh-oh, you'll find out.

  Colonel Gomez : But, I...

  Chico : Now, get out and don't bother me.

  Colonel Gomez : Yes, sir.