Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: Would it satisfy me? It would positively inebriate me!

Sach: Never mind about his face, lady, you don't even have a face until you put it on in the morning.

Louie: [trying to explain the noise upstairs from the boxing training] Plumbers trying to fix the roof. Might be 30 plumbers, you never can tell.

Sach: I wish I was in the ring, I'd fracture that guy.

Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: You couldn't fracture a toy balloon.