Alvin Greenman: Cornelius 'Corny' Whittaker
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Cornelius 'Corny' Whittaker : [Both wearing silly college caps] Let's take a gander at you, Mr. Belvedere. Gee, that doesn't look half bad.
Lynn Belvedere : That which is half bad, Mr. Whittaker, is only half good.
Cornelius 'Corny' Whittaker : Yeah, but on the other hand, that which is half bad is only half as bad as it could be, you know?
