- [title credits]
- Chorus: # Who's got the sweetest disposition? / One guess, guess who. / Who never, never starts an argument? / Who never shows a bit of temperament? / Who's never wrong, but always right? #
- Donald Duck: Yeah?
- Chorus: # Who'd never dream of starting a fight? #
- Donald Duck: Guess who!
- Chorus: # Who gets stuck with all the bad luck? No one... #
- Donald Duck: [quacks angrily]
- Chorus: #... but Donald Duck. #
- Donald Duck: Yeah!
- [last lines]
- Chip: What do you want?