- [Casey's train is in collision course with another train]
- Narrator: [as conductor] Hey, Casey, here comes a freight! I said, "Here comes a freight!"
- Narrator: [as Casey] Don't worry mate. We won't be late.
- Narrator: [as conductor] Egad! Look, look, look, look! Train, train, train!
- Narrator: [as Casey] So what?
- Narrator: [as conductor] So long!
- [Conductor jumps off]
- [Casey rescues a damsel-in-distress tied to the railroad tracks]
- Narrator: [as damsel-in-distress] My hero!
- Narrator: [as mustache twirling villain] Curses! Foiled again!
- [Casey tosses the still bound damsel-in-distress to a railroad station attendant as his train speeds by]
- Narrator: What do you know? She-mail!
- [a group of bandits climb on the train. Casey is too busy to notice, until he scoops one up on his shovel]
- Narrator: Hey Casey, you've got company. Anybody we know?
- [Rather than fearing for his life, Casey is mildly annoyed. He proceeds to fight the bandits while continuing to shovel coal]
- Narrator: [as Casey] Take that! And that! And that! And that! And that! And that! And that!
- Narrator: [Casey stops to check his watch] Hang on. Substitution.
- Narrator: [as Casey] Take this! And this! And this! And this! And this! And this! Everybody off! Everybody off!
- [Casey throws all the bandits off the train]
- Narrator: [dusting off] Well, back to work.